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Occassionally there are some bright teachers: 12/03/04 - Posted from the Daily Record newsroom Morris 1st-grader brings in grenade Parsippany school ordered evacuated By Laura Bruno, Daily Record PARSIPPANY -- A first-grader who wanted to share his family vacation souvenir with classmates brought a hand grenade for show-and-tell at the Eastlake School on Thursday, prompting a 30-minute evacuation, authorities said. During snack time, the pupil asked his classroom teacher if he could make a show-and-tell presentation with something he brought from home. When asked what he had to show, the boy told his teacher he had a grenade. The teacher took the grenade from the first-grader and brought it to the main office, notifying Principal Tena Wright, who ordered an evacuation shortly before 10:30 a.m. http://www.dailyrecord.com/news/articles/news4-Grenade.htm

Im in bed with a book and the flu :( How about you guys?

Just because I am a Yankees fan doesn't mean I have any connection to Jason Giambi or Barry Bonds. However, my attorney Shawn has asked me to plead the fifth on this, and at this time until he graduates and can take the case officially, and I will remain silent on the subject until the facts come out and clear me of any wrongdoing.

Santa Monica, CA Public Radio The station's eclectic mix combines world beat, pop, jazz, rap, hip-hop, reggae, African, new wave, classical and new music with numerous live in-studio interviews and performances. The station's signature music program,Morning Becomes Eclectic, has spawned a new nationally-distributed weekly show called Sounds Eclectic. *** Have incredible power for a radio station and have broken many bands into the mainstream You can listen to it here: http://www.kcrw.com/online/

KCRW's Most Requested CD's For the week of October 18, 2004 1. Gotan Project title: Inspiracion Espiracion label: XL 2. Dextro title: Do You Need Help label: Border Community 3. Kingsbread title: Next Impressions label: Concrete Grooves 4. Motorcycle title: Bloom label: Nettwerk 5. Flunk title: Morning Star label: Kriztal http://www.kcrw.com/music/top5/top5.html

2004-12-02 - Wireless Flash Weird News Gun Loaded With Barbecue Smokes Up Interest In Texas SAN MARCOS, Texas (Wireless Flash) -- A five-foot tall revolver loaded with a barbecue in its barrel is triggering quite a buzz in San Marcos, Texas. The over-sized gun is located on the property of the El Golfo de Mexico Restaurant and establishment owner Juan Torres says "tons" of people each day stop to take pictures with the novelty item. The grilling weapon features a working barbecue nestled inside the gun's barrel and was bought by Torres for $600 a couple of months ago from a man in Dallas who was selling it in a garage sale. http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-12-02/1011221.html

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Maybe the teachers are nuts because they are forced to teach junk like this! Some Abstinence Programs Mislead Teens, Report Says By Ceci Connolly Washington Post Staff Writer Thursday, December 2, 2004; Page A01 Many American youngsters participating in federally funded abstinence-only programs have been taught over the past three years that abortion can lead to sterility and suicide, that half the gay male teenagers in the United States have tested positive for the AIDS virus, and that touching a person's genitals "can result in pregnancy," a congressional staff analysis has found. ...(Other) misconceptions cited by Waxman's investigators: • A 43-day-old fetus is a "thinking person." • HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, can be spread via sweat and tears. • Condoms fail to prevent HIV transmission as often as 31 percent of the time in heterosexual intercourse. One curriculum, called "Me, My World, My Future," teaches that women who have an abortion "are more prone to suicide" and that as many as 10 percent of them become sterile http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/artic...3-2004Dec1.html

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"Finding Neverland" wins first award in Oscar race NEW YORK (Reuters) - "Finding Neverland," a fictionalized account of the creation of children's classic "Peter Pan," was named best film of 2004 by the National Board of Review Wednesday in the first major award of the Oscar season. ...The board's list of top 10 films of the year had in second place "The Aviator," starring Leonardo DiCaprio as a young Howard Hughes, followed by Mike Nichols' "Closer," Clint Eastwood's "Million Dollar Baby" and "Sideways." ...Rounding out the top 10 were "Kinsey," the biopic of sex researcher Alfred Kinsey, in the sixth spot followed in order by abortionist drama "Vera Drake," "Ray," "Collateral" and genocide drama "Hotel Rwanda." http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/story....0&w=RTR&coview=

Brokaw Signs Off From 'NBC Nightly News' Dec 1, 7:33 PM (ET) By FRAZIER MOORE NEW YORK (AP) - After bringing viewers the news for nearly 23 years, NBC anchor Tom Brokaw signed off Wednesday expressing gratitude for what he got in return. "Thanks for all that I have learned from you," he said at the end of his final "Nightly News" broadcast, his voice wavering just a bit. "That's been my richest reward." Brokaw reminded his audience how "we've been through a lot together, through dark days and nights, and seasons of hope and joy. "Whatever the story, I had only one objective: to get it right," he said, adding he was "always mindful that your patience and attention didn't come with a lifetime warranty." http://apnews.myway.com/article/20041202/D86N65M81.html

U2 Bombs the Charts (E!Online, Thursday December 2) It took an atomic bomb to dismantle Eminem (news - web sites) 's encore. U2's How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb blew Em's Encore out of the top slot the latter had occupied for two straight weeks. Atomic Bomb, the Irish quartet's 11th student album, exploded with 840,000 in sales for the week ended Sunday, according to Nielsen SoundScan data, to debut on top of the Billboard 200. U2's first-week numbers mark a career best for the band and the third highest open for 2004, trailing only Usher's Confessions (1.1 million) and Norah Jones (news)' Feels Like Home (1.02 million). Eminem's Encore, rush-released to stores, sold a whopping 871,000second-week copies, giving Atomic Bomb takes the fourth best week overall for the year. U2 benefited from huge radio play for the lead single "Vertigo," a multimillion-dollar Apple iPod/iTunes campaign and a carefully orchestrated marketing strategy. http://au.launch.yahoo.com/041201/9/2b1f.html

This isnt teacher related, but it does show the lengths some parents will go to getir todlers a future education LOS ANGELES Dec 1, 2004 — A man pleaded guilty to trying to extort $180,000 from a supermarket chain by threatening to put poisoned baby food on store shelves. Police said David Ian Dickinson, 43, told them he planned to use the money to pay for his 5-month-old son's college education. http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=295229

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You promised if I was a good boy :reallymad:

I wanna new IMac and cannon digital camera, Santa :bigsmile: