Cerebral_Assassin

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The term "redneck" is often misunderstood by those north of the Mason-Dixon line. Many Yankees misunderstand this beloved term of endearment and treat the word as if it were some kind of insult. A true Southerner understands that achieving the state of Redneck is a noble pursuit. The guiding principles of Redneck philosophy are easily misunderstood by outsiders, so let's take a closer look at the goals of those who strive for the state of Redneck. Read More Of "Understanding Redneck Theology"

JAMES DOOHAN 1920-2005 Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, you have reached the final frontier.......Rest In Peace old friend.

Here's another mentioning it along with a few other things, the conspiracy theory bit is in play.... Microbiologists

I searched and found this........ "The insurance industry uses scientific tables to accurately predict death rates. Based on the 1997 CSO Mortality Tables, the odds that all of these men could collectively die during a 30 month period is a staggering 14,000,000,000:1 This makes it logically impossible for any reasonable person to deny that the world's leading microbiology researchers are being murdered, beginning with the anthrax attacks thru last month. The question is why are they being killed, and by whom?" Odds Against These Microbiologists Dying In 30 Months? 14 Billion To One / READ MORE HERE

Take the same test people from other countries take and see if you qualify to live here. :D U.S. Citizenship Test

78 high-level bug scientists, who (coincidentally) are capable of developing antidotes to new bio-weapons, have been slaughtered around the world. All within the last 24 months. WHO's KILLING the great MICRO-BIOLOGISTS in the world?

Report: Coach paid player to harm disabled boy. Associated Press PITTSBURGH (AP) - A T-ball coach allegedly paid one of his players $25 to hurt an 8-year-old mentally disabled teammate so he wouldn't have to put the boy in the game, police said Friday. Mark R. Downs Jr., 27, of Dunbar, is accused of offering one of his players the money to hit the boy in the head with a baseball, police said. Witnesses told police Downs didn't want the boy to play in the game because of his disability. Police said the boy was hit in the head and in the groin with a baseball just before a game, and didn't play, police said. "The coach was very competitive," state police Trooper Thomas B. Broadwater said. "He wanted to win." Downs has an unpublished telephone number and couldn't immediately be reached for comment Friday. It was unclear whether he had an attorney. He was arrested and arraigned Friday on charges including criminal solicitation to commit aggravated assault and corruption of minors. He was released from jail on an unsecured bond. The alleged assault happened June 27 in North Union Township, about 40 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, authorities said. The boy's mother asked state police to investigate her son's injuries because she suspected Downs wanted to keep the boy off the field, despite a league rule that required each player to participate in three innings a game, Broadwater said. Eric Forsythe, the president of the R.W. Clark Youth Baseball League, said Downs had two daughters on the T-ball team. League organizers investigated accusations against Downs before the T-ball season ended earlier this month but could not prove that he did anything wrong. If Downs is convicted of any crime, he won't be allowed to be a coach next year, Forsythe said. The league is not affiliated with Little League International.

Mysterious Texas Lights Draw Crowds By MICHAEL GRACZYK MARFA, Texas (AP) - Nevada has Area 51. New Mexico has Roswell. Texas has the Marfa Lights. Whatever's out there sparkling or dancing across Mitchell Flat and toward the Chinati Mountains has both befuddled people and attracted them to this remote area east of Marfa for well over a century. They start converging about dusk on a desolate spot in the West Texas desert with a ridge view and an expanse of some 20 miles of treeless rangeland. A few bring lawn chairs. Some find a spot on concrete picnic tables. Others lean against a brick wall. With darkness toward to the east and the remnants of a spectacular sunset to the west, the first cries erupt. "Look! Look!" Fingers point. Binoculars get fine tuned. A few cameras click. All the attention focuses on specks of brilliance. Legend. Myth. Natural phenomenon. UFOs? "I just want to see for myself, and say I saw them," James Teems, 61, from Hobbs, N.M., said on a recent night. "I thought we'd come over and look," said his wife, Fern, 59. "Looks like campfires." That was the description back in the 1800s when cowboys and pioneers first noticed the lights. According to numerous accounts, they speculated they were camp fires or signal fires from Apaches who roamed the wilderness area around Texas' Big Bend. But, as the legend has it, when folks went over for a closer inspection, they found no sign of fires. And still haven't. "I'm having a hard time believing no one knows what it is," said Mike Thompson, who with his wife and two daughters made the stop as part of a trip to the region from their home about 300 miles away in San Angelo. "We've heard about this for a long time. We're here to see if we can see anything." The lights on a recent pair of June evenings appeared to float above the horizon, dip and occasionally flare. At times, there were two or three simultaneously. They generally moved left to right, up and down. Then there were periods of no lights. "It looks like car lights," one woman said. Could be. Highway U.S. 67, the main route between Marfa and Presidio, winds and seesaws 60 miles to the south on the Texas-Mexico border. A car's headlights easily could be detected in the darkness from miles away. But the lights were here before cars and even before electricity reached the region. There are numerous theories on what causes the phenomenon. Moonlight on mica veins sparkling off the mountains. Swamp gas. Static electricity. Atmospheric conditions created by warm and cold layers of air bending light rays that only can be seen from afar. Then there are the ghosts of the Conquistadores looking for gold, or the old Apache explanation of stars dropping to Earth. "I have seen strange lights that moved oddly and were definitely not on the ground," said Bernie Zelazney, with the Big Bend Astronomical Society. Some years ago he saw lights that were "bright bluish and red colors and would come together, then one would go away." "It was unusual," he said. Zelazney said one explanation he leans toward is called the piezoelectric effect, where voltage is created between moving solid surfaces - in this case, rock containing quartz that contracts and expands as the surface heats and cools. "There's a lot of quartz in the mountains out there," he said. The effect was discovered by Pierre Curie in 1883, coincidentally the same year rancher Robert Reed Ellison is credited with the first disclosure of the Marfa Lights. Joe Duncan, 46, owner of the Paisano Hotel, estimates a third of his customers come to see the Marfa Lights, which are celebrated with a festival each summer. He subscribes to the car-lights-on-the-highway theory. Sort of. "It's a hilly road, so it comes and goes and they see that," Duncan said. "But there have been too many people that are too intelligent that say there is something out there, and that if it was just the car lights somebody would have figured it out. They were definitely here before headlights. "Static electricity," he adds. "That's what old timers here have told me." Other local folks have stories of lights following them or bearing down on them as they travel lonely U.S. 90 between Alpine and Marfa. About a 10-minute drive east of town, the Texas Department of Transportation has erected a roadside rest stop that serves as the "Marfa Mystery Lights Viewing Area," according to the road sign. It's where the nightly gathering of the curious assembles, with everything from motorcycles to tractor-trailer rigs filling the free parking area. "I'd heard about it for years," said Jack Phillips, 52, who was touring the area by motorcycle with his wife and stopped for the show. "You can't beat the price." "I think it's somebody on the hill," Christi Collier, 54, of Austin, offered while gazing at the lights. "It's a big campfire." "I don't understand," said her companion, Lane Howard, 49. "They can tell us what happened on the moon a million years ago but they can't explain this?"

I prefer Waylon Jennings version of this classic country tune.........my 2 favorite Don Williams songs is "If Hollywood Don't Need You" and "Good Ol' Boys Like Me". Don was/is a great writer and singer of country music.......seems as though radio turned it's back on him......very seldom do you ever hear his music going out over the airwaves anymore. Good Ole Boys Like Me When I was a kid Uncle Remus he put me to bed With a picture of Stonewall Jackson above my head Then daddy came in to kiss his little man With gin on his breath and a Bible in his hand He talked about honor and things I should know Then he'd stagger a little as he went out the door I can still hear the soft Southern winds in the live oak trees And those Williams boys they still mean a lot to me Hank and Tennessee I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be So what do you do with good ole boys like me Nothing makes a sound in the night like the wind does But you ain't afraid if you're washed in the blood like I was The smell of cape jasmine thru the window screen John R. and the Wolfman kept me company By the light of the radio by my bed With Thomas Wolfe whispering in my head When I was in school I ran with kid down the street But I watched him burn himself up on bourbon and speed But I was smarter than most and I could choose Learned to talk like the man on the six o'clock news When I was eighteen, Lord, I hit the road But it really doesn't matter how far I go I can still hear the soft Southern winds in the live oak trees And those Williams boys they still mean a lot to me Hank and Tennessee I guess we're all gonna be what we're gonna be So what do you do with good ole boys like me

Rubber Johnny is a mutant little boy (most likely an alien hybrid) who is kept in a dark basement with only a terrified little dog as company. A brave filmmaker documents this horrific scenerio for fun. See Rubber Johnny

Teletubbies I can tolerate......The Wiggles are lame..........but these are the ones that get me on edge...................BOOBAH's

My dog snoring.

Happy Birthday Koop!!.......hope you have a good one.

He has 24 posts and 21 of them have a link to budweiser.com. But then again look at how many posts I have and 98% of them have pictures of almost naked women........oh the shame of it all. :nope:

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Amber Evans