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With hard work and superb organization, you have triumphed over John Kerry and the forces of Blue-state paternalism. Congratulations. The multinational corporations that hold you in bondage remain free to profit off your sweat nearly tax free, while their overpaid senior execs continue to pay a pittance in personal income tax.

Your primary and secondary schools will continue to turn out third-rate pupils with limited opportunities, while you enjoy the satisfaction of making it on your own without health care when a catastrophic illness bankrupts your family.

Your agricultural universities will continue issuing Ph.D.s in football, and bogus Protestant Evangelical and Fundamentalist theology, and how to jerk off a bull safely...

read the rest in The Reg

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A bit harsh. Some of those agricultural schools are first-rate. But the gist of the article is true, except they left out environmental issues - under Bush, the EPA has filed 75 percent less suits against polluters than the Clinton Administration...gee, I wonder if there is a connection between Bush policies and their corporate donors?

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I concur wholeheartedly. Jerking off a bull as was mentioned in the text is no matter to approach recklessly. :D

Only a matter of time before that's a task on one of the reality survival shows...now that I think about it, I'd wager that Paris Hilton did it off-camera on her farm reality show...just to keep a supple wrist.

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A bit harsh.

you think? not as harsh as the next four years are gonna be AFAIC.

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you think? not as harsh as the next four years are gonna be AFAIC.

I went to Penn State for my undergrad, which is considered an agricultural school by some, and is also a football school. --Pennsylvania voted for Kerry. Sometimes critics can take things too far, like this self-riteous writer

Yeah, things arent going to be good with Bush. However, I'm sure the next cycle will swing our way once people learn what compassionate conservatism really means (war, coporate cronyism, screw the environment, etc) :bigsmile:

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I went to Penn State for my undergrad, which is considered an agricultural school by some, and is also a football school. --

Back then the players wore leather headgear that they could fold up and put in their back pockets when they weren't on the field. Did you ride a mule to school or did you take the express....(horse-drawn wagon)?

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under Bush, the EPA has filed 75 percent less suits against polluters than the Clinton Administration...gee, I wonder if there is a connection between Bush policies and their corporate donors?

That's great!! We don't need those sue happy liberals poluting the courts with frivolous lawsuits. Probably 75% of Clinton era suits were without merit. :good job:

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