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I swear we should skip making a thread for every one of these insane stories and just do a weekly round-up.

This boy, 15, was convicted of a "lewd and lascivious exhibition" after the events of English class 8 months ago. When their sub threw on a movie, his gf snuck over and gave him a little extra credit. Was she the victim of this horrendous crime? Nope. Despite repeated testimony by other students that nothing could be witnessed, three female students claimed they had saw the 'willie' and apparently it destroyed their lives.

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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with the shadow on the wall.

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Here ya go, I didnt want the liberals here to think I forgot them :bigsmile:

Do any of you need to borrow my chest waders to listen to Kerry tonight?

Funny thing is they are still kinda wet from listening to John Edwards on tuesday.

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Do any of you need to borrow my chest waders to listen to Kerry tonight? Funny thing is they are still kinda wet from listening to John Edwards on tuesday.

No, Im cool - but stay out of the water in November - you may get drowned :lol:

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Do any of you need to borrow my chest waders to listen to Kerry tonight?

Funny thing is they are still kinda wet from listening to John Edwards on tuesday.

I don't find him that attractive in truth. :rotfl:

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I like the lies Cheney has been caught in:

    He has never met Edwards
    He has sat as president of the Senate many times - suggesting Edwards seldom shows up

As we've all seen from the numerous examples the media offers, the men have met many many times.

The funnier part is that Cheney has only showed up to preside over the Senate twice out of 125 sittings. The rest of the time the chore has been divided among other senior senators including..... John Edwards who has presided twice.

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