The Plot Thickens

[Umma]

Three dull donks from the town clock meant it was 2am. Already mid November and nobody had moved the hour back...

[Kooperman]

Ever since the town pub had put in that new Television set equipped with a satellite receiver, nobody even bothered to look at their clocks....

[Shawn]

Although shop keepers had found an increase in the sale of oils, gels and other assorted lubricants....

[rainbowdemon]

the birth rate in the town continued to drop...

[treveinta]

several cases of hemroids and rectal stitches were issued, but yet the problems persisted

[Kooperman]

The problem was the satellite dish, which swung through the skies looking for mo' better entertainment...everyone in town took their turn with the remote control, and the greased-up dish swung from rodeos to operas....

[rainbowdemon]

it was time for Pedro and Panches.....

[Umma]

to go fix the town clock... but they couldnt find the spanners...

[DudeAsInCool]

..which is because the local hot-to-trot sweet liza U, in a foiled attempt to take the satellite to her deserving home, had absconded with them just before...

[Shawn]

the Vocabulary Police showed up to award local residents for using the word absconded. Pedro and Panches decided the best way to fix the clock would be...

[Umma]

To use the old 'stop the chainsaw' trick and stick something in the cogs for an hour while they went to fix the satelite dish... but