Tits For Tat

[DudeAsInCool]

News Item:

"Buxom country legend Dolly Parton has been forced to postpone her upcoming tour because of back problems caused by her formidable front meat. The grouping of gigs was set to commence later this month, but now, the singer has set April as her new target start date. We here at Cinema Blend Music wish Ms. Parton nothing but the best with her mammary misfortunes, as long as the best doesn’t involve breast reduction surgery.

According to Reuters, the songstress released a statement, telling critics , they should “try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems." It’s nice to know the sixty-two year old still has a little spunk left in her. Her first pop country album is scheduled to be released on February 26th; so, do yourself a favor and check it out. As soon as you’re done ogling the picture above, of course."

[Redneck4sure]

a legendary rack 4sure.

[rainbowdemon]

She could just have the implants removed!!

[Malicious Intent]

"Front meat"?? I can't think of a less sexy term for breasts!

[DudeAsInCool]

"Front meat"?? I can't think of a less sexy term for breasts!

I thought the same thing. The writer tends to amp up every thing he writes.