The Perfect Husband...

[MikeHunt]

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private

club

after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings.

One

of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

"Hello?"

"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

"Yes."

"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a

beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $1,500.00."

"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2004

models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he

gave

me

a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW

that we bought last year..."

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $60,000..."

"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! But before we hang up, something else..."

"What?"

"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account

and...

Istopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had

looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool,

English

Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price... and I see that we have that

much

in

the bank to cover..."

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"

"OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

"Bye...I do too..."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while

holding

the phone and asks to all those present:

"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

:P :gigglin:

[rainbowdemon]

Some poor bastard is in deep trouble when he gets home!!

[Wolfie]

LMAO!!!!! :rotfl: :lmao: