Grant a toxic wish

[Hemoglobin Harry]

Here's the premise of the game:

Person one makes a wish : "I wish I had a glass of koolaid"

Person two grants the wish with a bit of spice : "Granted, but Jim Jones mixed it"

Person two then offers their wish : "I wish I had a different car"

and so on....

I wish I had 2000 bucks.

[CTC Command]

Granted, but it's all in 3 cent postage stamps from Paraguay.

I wish I had some potato chips.

[DudeAsInCool]

Granted, but it's all in 3 cent postage stamps from Paraguay.

I wish I had some potato chips.

Granted, but they are made with transfat and hot peppers and you can only get them if you drivethru McDonalds.

I wish I had Red's gun collection

[Shawn]

Granted, but they are made with transfat and hot peppers and you can only get them if you drivethru McDonalds.

I wish I had Red's gun collection

Granted, but it includes his penis.

I wish I had a harem of love wenches chained to the bed.

[bmc]

Granted, but they all have gonorrhea.

I wish I had a Ferrari

[DudeAsInCool]

Granted, but they all have gonorrhea.

I wish I had a Ferrari

Your wish is my command - I've got one that a bud has no use for anymore - you can pick it up cheap.

I wish it was steak and bj day.

[rainbowdemon]

Granted, but the steak is tough, and the girl is a spitter.

I wish I could be 23 again.

[DudeAsInCool]

Granted, but the steak is tough, and the girl is a spitter.

I wish I could be 23 again.

Ok - 23, again = 46

I wish to win the Mega-Lottery

[Shawn]

Granted but the government takes half and numerous "massage girls" along with your illegitimate kids take the other half.

I wish I could cure cancer.

[CTC Command]

Granted--No one else will ever again be born between June 22 and July 22.

I wish I could destroy the RIAA.

[rainbowdemon]

Granted, but you'll inherit all of the New Kids On The Block masters.

I wish I could form my own record company.

[Shawn]

Granted but you only produce S&M bondage world records.

I wish I could meet a pretty and low-to-moderately diseased woman.