Hidden Jimmy Page Masterpiece May Save Rock & Roll

[DudeAsInCool]

GWYNEDD, WALES—Calling it the planet's last, best hope for saving rock music, the Guardians of the Protectorate of Rock announced Monday that they would take the extraordinary step of unleashing a never-before-heard Jimmy Page riff, hidden for decades in a mythic, impenetrable vault.

"We who believe in the immortality of rock took a vow 30 years ago that we would never release this incredibly powerful force unless we faced a Day of Reckoning—and that day has come," said Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi, one of the chosen few who helped forge the Secret Vault to Save Rock and Roll, at a press conference in the Welsh highlands. "Just look at the pop charts, and you shall know I speak the truth."

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[Umma]

[sirspamalot]

Now if it was Hendrix I might believe them. However, Page probably stole the riff from some blues dude.

[method77]

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[Shawn]

You're all nuts.

Dylan started it all.