Rhyme time

[Shawn]

I just saw a thread at fazed

that seemed sort of crazed

the people wrote in rhyme

and were having a good time.

So I thought, what the fuck

We could did it too with luck

So come on now is the time

For us to only type in rhyme.

[Kooperman]

I can't do that

it always comes out flat

and it ain't where I'm at

being the coolest cat.

So take it away

try another day

when I'm not makin' hay

and my mind might sway.

[DudeAsInCool]

So I thought, what the fuck

We could did it too with luck

That sounds useless

No luck here, many excuses

[Shawn]

Don't be a silly bastard

It's easy to cut the mustard

Just pick a word with style

And wait a little while.

The rhymes will leap to your head

Though thoughts are afraid to tread

Through that tangled wild brush

you'll find rhymes to make me hush.

[Mr. Boo]

The Dude's a wuss,

Don't bother with dat puss

If you want someone with style

This cat has it by a mile

Mr. Boo be hangin'

Looking for a good bangin'

Wanna knock heads?

You be better off dead