My Dick - DJ Kris P (Mickey Avalon) - Video and Lyrics

[DudeAsInCool]

Two versions:

[DudeAsInCool]

My Dick

My dick cost a late night fee

Your dick got the HIV

My dick plays on the double feature screen

Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick bigger than a bridge

Your dick look like a little kids

My dick large like the chargers (the whole team)

Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick locked in a cage (right)

Your dick suffer from stage fright

My dick so hot its stolen

Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick pink and big

Your dick stinks like shit

My dick got a caesar doo,

Your dick needs a tweezer dude

My dick is like supersize

Your dick look like two fries

My dick more mass than the Earth

Your dick half staff (it needs work)

My dick been there done that

Your dick sits there with dunce cap

My dick, V.I.P.

Your shit needs I.D.

[Repeat 2x]

It's time that we let the world know

Dude, you gotta let your girl go

D.S. is the best in the business

P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction

Your dick don't even function

My dick served a whole lunch-in

Your dick, it look like a munchkin

My dick size of a pumpkin

Your dick look like Macauley Culkin

My dick good good lovin'

Your dick good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350

Your dick couldn’t shotlift at thrifty

My dick pretty damn skimpy

Your dick hungry as a hippy

My dick don't fit down the chimney

Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines

My dick is like an M16

Your dick, broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas

Your dick farts and quiefs

My dick rumble in the jungle

Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga

Your dick fruit roll up

My dick grade a beef

Your dick made a geek

My dick sick and dangerous

Your dick quick and painless

My dick 'nuff said.

Your dick loves sweat

[Repeat 2x]

It's time that we let the world know

Dude, you gotta let your girl go

D.S. is the best in the business

P.s. we got dicks like Jesus

Source: Seek Lyrics