Pope To Teens: Dont Talk Dirty When You're Drunk!

[DudeAsInCool]

Drunk teens get divine help on talking drivel

A new Catholic prayer book aimed at teenagers includes a prayer for God's help to avoid talking rubbish when drunk.

"Lord, if in an unsober state, and under the influence of those around me, I say something stupid, please give me strength to retract my words. Protect me against senseless bravado and pride," reads the prayer.

The book, released in Poland by Dominican monk Wojciech Jedrzejewski, has angered the Polish Catholic community as well as national media. But Father Jedrzejewski stands by his work. He said: "This book will make it easier for young people to meet with God."

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[slum_goddess]

"Lord, if in an unsober state, and under the influence of those around me, I say something stupid, please give me strength to retract my words. Protect me against senseless bravado and pride," reads the prayer.

obviously anyone who can pull out the damn book and read that shit or remember it, isn't quite drunk or stoned enough.

But Father Jedrzejewski stands by his work. He said: "This book will make it easier for young people to meet with God."

i met w/god many times, each time when i was tripping. last time he told me 'keep up the good work.' :)

[DudeAsInCool]

i met w/god many times, each time when i was tripping. last time he told me 'keep up the good work.' :)

**I did some religious acid (pure orange sunshine) when i was 16 - didnt see God, but I sure was enlightened

[rainbowdemon]

**I did some religious acid (pure orange sunshine) when i was 16 - didnt see God, but I sure was enlightened

Ahhh, yes!! Remember it well!!

:)

[Warflower]

These people should really just stick to what they think they know.

O! and going to a priest for marriage counselling... I never got that. :mellow:

Edited October 21, 2006 by Warflower

[slum_goddess]

**I did some religious acid (pure orange sunshine) when i was 16 - didnt see God, but I sure was enlightened

yup

Ahhh, yes!! Remember it well!!

:)

i think i'm still living it...it was some gooooood shit. :)

These people should really just stick to what they think they know.

O! and going to a priest for marriage counselling... I never got that. :mellow:

really!

btw, someone should tell the pope that teenagers or whatever will listen to what he has to say once he busts ALL the kiddy fiddlers. fucking hypocrites.