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An essay on Big Booty Bitches

In order to understand our selves, we must first understand Big Booty Bitches. The constantly changing fashionable take on Big Booty Bitches demonstrates the depth of the subject. Though Big Booty Bitches is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from socialists, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Big Booty Bitches.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, Big Booty Bitches is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. To put it simply, people like Big Booty Bitches.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We shall examine the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.

*graph didn't c&p well*

What a splendid graph. My personal view is that interest will eventually break free from the powerful influence of Big Booty Bitches, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing Big Booty Bitches and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by the famous political Elijah Woodpecker 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] Primarily, he is referring to Big Booty Bitches. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of Big Booty Bitches.'

While Big Booty Bitches may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion

To reiterate, Big Booty Bitches plays a large part in the lives of all. It enlightens our daily lives, puts out 'fires', and it brings the best out in people.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Britney Hendrix: 'Oooh yeah Big Booty Bitches shoo badaby dooo.' [3]

[DudeAsInCool]

An essay on Ken & The Rage Of Tuesdays

In order to understand our selves, we must first understand Ken & The Rage Of Tuesdays. The constantly changing fashionable take on Ken & The Rage Of Tuesdays demonstrates the depth of the subject. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. Inevitably Ken & The Rage Of Tuesdays is often misunderstood by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Ken & The Rage Of Tuesdays. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of Ken & The Rage Of Tuesdays.

Social Factors

While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he shead new light on Ken & The Rage Of Tuesdays, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Ken & The Rage Of Tuesdays bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Of paramount importance to any study of Ken & The Rage Of Tuesdays within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. To put it simply, people like Ken & The Rage Of Tuesdays.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will begin by looking at the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to Ken & The Rage Of Tuesdays.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, the star of stage and screen Aaron Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of Ken & The Rage Of Tuesdays until he was well into his thirties. History tells us that Ken & The Rage Of Tuesdays will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

I hope, for our sake that Ken & The Rage Of Tuesdays will endure.

Conclusion

To conclude, Ken & The Rage Of Tuesdays has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It enriches, applauds greatness and most importantly it perseveres.

One final thought from the talented Shania Kournikova: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Ken & The Rage Of Tuesdays ROCKS!!! [3]

[DudeAsInCool]

An essay on Slum Goddesses In The UK

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about Slum Goddesses In The UK? Underestimate Slum Goddesses In The UK at your peril. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning Slum Goddesses In The UK by global commercial enterprises, trapped by their infamous history. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen?s recent publication ?Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Slum Goddesses In The UK bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Status, Security, Fame - Slum Goddesses In The UK, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Slum Goddesses In The UK. We will begin by looking at the Simple-Many-Pies model of economics.

Slum Goddesses In The UK

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Of course the national debt cannot sustain this instability for long. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - Slum Goddesses In The UK now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

In the words of the uncompromising Augstin Tuigamala 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Slum Goddesses In The UK, that this highlights an important issue. If Slum Goddesses In The UK be the food of politics, play on.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Slum Goddesses In The UK?

Conclusion

We can conclude that the Slum Goddesses In The UK may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It replenishes the self, it stimulates and statistically it's great.

I shall give the final word to star Clint Malkovitch: 'You win some, you loose some, but Slum Goddesses In The UK wins most often.' [3]

[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing

[3] My Slum Goddesses In The UK! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing

[Satan]

An essay on Satan Rules!

I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about Satan Rules!. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of Satan Rules!. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to the aristocracy, obviously. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they shead new light on Satan Rules!, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. No symbol is more potent than Satan Rules! in society today. It raises the question 'why?'

Of paramount importance to any study of Satan Rules! within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. To put it simply, people like Satan Rules!.

[DudeAsInCool]

An essay on Method77, The Formula? Sounds Greek To Me

The subject of Method77, The Formula? Sounds Greek To Me has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. I really, really like Method77, The Formula? Sounds Greek To Me. Remarkably Method77, The Formula? Sounds Greek To Me is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that Method77, The Formula? Sounds Greek To Me is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to so called 'babies', who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on Method77, The Formula? Sounds Greek To Me and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. The immortal and indispensable phrase ?honesty is the best policy? [1] borrowed much from Method77, The Formula? Sounds Greek To Me. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Method77, The Formula? Sounds Greek To Me. Observers claim it bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Nothing represents every day life better than Method77, The Formula? Sounds Greek To Me, and I mean nothing. To put it simply, people like Method77, The Formula? Sounds Greek To Me.

[Redneck4sure]

Rednecks and guns

An essay on Rednecks and guns

I shall now enrich your life by sharing with you about Rednecks and guns. There are many factors which influenced the development of Rednecks and guns. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, there are just not enough blues songs written about Rednecks and guns. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to the easily lead, many of whom blame the influence of television. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of Rednecks and guns.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. A child’s approach to Rednecks and guns raises the question 'why?'

Status, Security, Fame - Rednecks and guns, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. Of course, Rednecks and guns fits perfectly into the Simple-Many-Pies model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. Average

Wage

Rednecks and guns

What a splendid graph. My personal view is that the average wage is in financial terms 'holding hands with Rednecks and guns.' Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing Rednecks and guns now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of that most brilliant mind Esperanza Woodpecker 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] He was first introduced to Rednecks and guns by his mother. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Rednecks and guns wins votes.' Simple as that.

Why did Rednecks and guns cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that Rednecks and guns doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

In my opinion Rednecks and guns must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It replenishes the self, puts out 'fires', and is always fashionably late.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Christina Schwarzenegger: 'I love Rednecks and guns? Yes! Hurray for Rednecks and guns!' [3]

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[DudeAsInCool]

Rednecks and guns

Why did Rednecks and guns cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that Rednecks and guns doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Well said!

[CTC Command]

An essay on Spam and the Dude

In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of Spam and the Dude. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Spam and the Dude. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Crossing many cultural barriers it still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch it with a barge pole' and 'i'd rather eat wasps' from those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, trapped by their infamous history. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Spam and the Dude.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she was clearly refering to the impact of Spam and the Dude on today's society. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Spam and the Dude bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Of paramount importance to any study of Spam and the Dude within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Spam and the Dude, again and again.

Economic Factors

There has been a great deal of discussion in the world of economics, centred on the value of Spam and the Dude. We will begin by looking at the Custard-Not-Mustard model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.

Interest

Spam and the Dude.

Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank interest is in financial terms 'holding hands with Spam and the Dude.' The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles investors.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing Spam and the Dudeilisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of a legend in their own life time, Noah Skank 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to Spam and the Dude this is clearly true. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'Spam and the Dude wins votes.' Simple as that.

While Spam and the Dude may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.

Conclusion

To reiterate, Spam and the Dude deserves all of the attention it gets. It enlightens our daily lives, invades where necessary and is a joy to behold.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Macaulay De Niro: 'Spam and the Dude is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]

[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media

[3] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books

[CTC Command]

An essay on Beatking

Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of Beatking. Underestimate Beatking at your peril. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, several of todays most brilliant minds seem incapable of recognising its increasing relevance to understanding future generations. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning Beatking by the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, trapped by their infamous history. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Beatking.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. Back when Vealinger reamarked �the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold� [1] he shead new light on Beatking, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, Beatking is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Status, Security, Fame - Beatking, all revolve around this 'golden fleece'. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Beatking. We will study the Fish-Out-Of-Water model. Taking special care to highlight the role of Beatking within the vast framework which this provides.

Annual Military Budget

Beatking

There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Obviously the annual military budget cannot sustain this instability for long. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more accustomed to Beatking.

Take a moment to consider the words of style icon Vatusia Woodpecker 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of Beatking, his words cannot be over-looked. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to Beatking.

I hope, for our sake that Beatking will endure.

Conclusion

We can conclude that the Beatking is both a need and a want. It establishes order, brought up a generation and is always fashionably late.

The final say goes to the award winning Justin Travolta: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media

[rainbowdemon]

antidisestablishmentarianism

I've always liked that one. Isn't it the longest useful word in the English language?

[slum_goddess]

wait--there's more than one of me here? WTF?

point 'em out, Dude, and i'll go over and stomp 'em. :)

[DudeAsInCool]

To reiterate, Spam and the Dude deserves all of the attention it gets. It enlightens our daily lives, invades where necessary and is a joy to behold.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Macaulay De Niro: 'Spam and the Dude is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]