Fun Forum - "Add to the story..."

[Warflower]

This is from another forum, thought it would be fun!

ok, here are the rules. simple....

each person adds 4 words (ONLY 4... makes is more fun) to the last post to make up a silly/funny/mean/whatever-you-want-it-to-be "break-up letter"

this is a really funny way to see how creative you can get. (Make sure you copy the entire text and then bold your four words.)

Ill start:

Dearest lover,

I'm leaving you because I found out that

Edited September 22, 2006 by Warflower

[DudeAsInCool]

Dearest lover,

I'm leaving you because I found out that instead of you being

[Warflower]

Dearest lover,

I'm leaving you because I found out that instead of you being on a business trip

[DudeAsInCool]

Dearest Lover,

I'm leaving you because I found out that instead of you being on a business trip, you were with a

[Warflower]

Dearest Lover,

I'm leaving you because I found out that instead of you being on a business trip, you were with a

transvestite named Frankie who

Edited September 22, 2006 by Warflower

[Shawn]

Dearest Lover,

I'm leaving you because I found out that instead of you being on a business trip, you were with a transvestite named Frankie who could love you better

[Warflower]

Dearest Lover,

I'm leaving you because I found out that instead of you being on a business trip, you were with a transvestite named Frankie who could love you better. Your sister told me

[Warflower]

This is a letter that was completed from another site I'm a member to: We had so much fund doing this...you guys are so witty here... we should do one!

Dearest lover,

I'm leaving you because your feet stink constantly and you smell like two week old vomit. I have tried to call your mother to get her HIV tested but she is still masturbating somewhere in Montana thinking about Willie Nelson, who, incidentally, is your Uncle. Now I see why your friends can't go in public places with you because you are constantly out of control with the wig that your mother stole from Willie's hairdresser's brother who wears womans underwear. Don't try to deny these accusations of revoltion, I know it's true.

You and your freaky mother are too repulsive for the freak show! I think you should call Jerry Springer and dig a hole in the desert and bury the million dollars that you bragged about to the transvestite your having an affair with.

I really despise you! You crazy, smelly, cheating, bed wetting piece of shit! Why don't you take your mother and go to a trailer trash park and stick a pink flamingo right up your mother's vicious dog ChiChi's butt.

When your father finds out what kind of scum you your mother and her dog are,He'll go back to living with your sister and her stupid kids, selling Chia pets and the clapper. You have the I.Q. of a donut, the personal hygiene of a molting Yak and the face of a rotting cesspool of Elephant droppings. When the police call and drag your ass out your front door, your neighbors will be disgusted with the way you shit your pants and cry like a girl.

Adios motherf*cker and remember... keep your filthy degenerate mother out of the local bars and restaurants. As a matter of fact, why don't you take her to the zoo where you belong you sick mother f*cker, good riddens forever and don't call me or I'll kill you and hang you from the highest tree but wait I think I may still love you? NAHHHH!!! F*ck off chucklehead.

Yours ForNEVER,

Guess

[Warflower]

Here's the other one...

Dear Employer,

I'am tendering my resignation effective immediately after I inform you of a situation that happened this morning involving your secretary and my Great Dane. I cannot figure out she managed to get Tootsie under her desk without getting caught when suddenly Tootsie bit her in a very private area. They both yelped loudly, peed on the floor, closed their eyes and sat up and begged. I was mortified as I stood there everyone stared and laughed at the way they were drooling on the carpet and thriving for more attention from each other and so I called Animal Control. They took your secretary along with my dog to the "R" Bar, where this behavior is welcomed, hell its even encouraged, especially on Tuesday nights. The night of 1000 Stevies is famous for their drag-queen, dog loving shenanigans and the insertions of small, furry rodents on an hourly basis. Drinks are served by scientists who want to observe this type of behavior so they can reproduce more private area biters since they both enjoyed it so much. The world will be, in my opinion, doomed if they became extinct, therefore, P.A.B.S. (Private Area Biters Scientists) has recruited me to be Grand Poo-bah of their Eastern Division, with that being said there will be a conference for all who are concerned with the phenomena, next hunter's moon, a docudrama will air as part of the Kids WB new Saturday morning lineup.

I believeit is imperative that your kids watch the show on saturdays so moving forward if they run into the same situation, than they will know what action to take, it's as simple as learmimg the abc's.Please review the outline which I've supplied for you along with my resignation. Your immediate attention is encouraged so that we can plan seperate dwellings for the "Private Area Biters" and than analyze their behavior, of course, you will need to bring protection. We've designed suits that fit ergonomically and matching gloves & masks to prevent any fashion gaffes and make the papparazzi squirm. Dental impressions will be required to discourage "biting and running" .

In conclusion, I must again tenure my resignation based on the fact that I am tired of trying to explain that I enjoy it.

Sincerely yours,

Muffy Snorkel

P.A.B.S. Specialist

"We take care of your privates"

HHHEEHHEHHEEEE

Edited September 30, 2006 by Warflower