I could live without knowing that

[rainbowdemon]

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,

but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations

with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's

genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the

examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.

This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased

must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!"

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the

countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them

for the privilege of having sex for the first time

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly

forbidden for virgins to marry.

Carlsberg don't make jobs.....

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere

else in the world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her

adulterous husband, but may only do so with

her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover,

on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only

in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her

husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must

be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a

woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass

this law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending

machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a

vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold

for consumption on the premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam!)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times

its own weight and always falls over on its right side when

intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of .... ?)

(Did the government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last:

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

[moonglow]

OMG Rainbowdemon...............that was sick, horrible, greet, fasinating and unbelievable in 1 post....You Are Good :D

[method77]

we all know that those laws are a joke

Laws like that only come after a lawsuit and never apply

[KiwiCoromandel]

nice one mate.......

"In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her

husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must

be in the room to witness the act."

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

......ok.....what if the woman is 20 and the mother is a 38 year old winner of an olympic gold medal in gymnastics who has had her stomach muscles tightened??..... :) :)

[rainbowdemon]

.....ok.....what if the woman is 20 and the mother is a 38 year old winner of an olympic gold medal in gymnastics who has had her stomach muscles tightened??.....

Sounds like the beginning of a great evening!!

:)

[Tiremonkey2000]

This is to good to pass up i'm stealing this for the consortium lol

[Excrement_Cranium]

Hmm... and from the story that I believe was posted on this very site... we know that the state that I live in (Washington) does not currently have laws against beastiality...

However, charges can be brought if it can be proven the animal was harmed... :(

[Shawn]

So pull out.

[Excrement_Cranium]

I need help... I just inhaled a coffee cup... damn you shawn.. lol