Oh, Kevin!

[DudeAsInCool]

Kevin Federline Cleans Up

US reports that Item Magazine recently convinced America's Most Hated to suit up. (Via Pop Candy):

"K-Fed also lets us inside his brain:

On his kids: "It's completely unfair when a child is brought into this world an now he's already looked at like a prince. My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period....My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit."

On his image: "I wish people would ask me about my career. Usually it's, 'How's the wife and kids?' Not that I mind; that's my pride and joy. But it would be nice for people to look at me like an artist. The day they judge me as an artist, a CEO, as somebody, not Britney Spears' husband, that's the day I am looking forward to."

The day Kevin works at Taco Bell, that's the day I am looking forward to."

Source: Stereogum

[KiwiCoromandel]

"I wish people would ask me about my career. Usually it's, 'How's the wife and kids?'

newsflash: "kev my old mate.....when people ask you "how`s brit?"...they are enquiring after your career stupid!!!....get a job man....stop being a class A, first rate, grade one.... BLUDGER!!!....and for god`s sake kev you useless prick....please try and do something about your missus falling over in public..it doesn`t go down well..especially when you have a baby in one hand and a half-full glass in the other (even if it was water).....people just don`t like that sort of thing...absolutely bloody disgraceful....