Naked Man

[Cerebral_Assassin]

Naked Man

LITTLEVILLE, Ala.

Life is like a box of chocolates -- even if you're standing naked in the middle of a corn field. Police in Littleville, Alabama, report they busted a guy who said he looking for the house were "Forrest Gump" lived. Officers say they found the man standing as naked as the day he was born. According to authorities, the naked guy was munching on raw corn. Police haven't released the name of the suspect. Littleville Police Chief William Nale says the man is a drifter who was following railroad lines, looking for Forrest Gump's house. The man is charged with indecent exposure and will undergo a mental exam.

[KiwiCoromandel]

..pray tell......the corn that this gentleman was munching on...was it REALLY, REALLY ,REALLY old......with a strange fermented aroma.....just asking... <_>

[Shawn]

"If you strip naked, he will come."

Try not to read anything into that.

[FeFeHumHum]

"If you strip naked, he will come."

Try not to read anything into that.

:rotfl:

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

...as naked as the day he was born.

I'm sorry, but whomever started this saying should be shot.

How does this make any sense? You can only be that way once. On one day.

This man, unlike a baby, has a much larger penis, body hair, muscles...height, weight...Uuuggghh!

Now if someone wishes..go ahead and find a factoid on this. I still won't be swayed. But I guess it would be interesting to see how far back the idiocy goes.

:psychofun:

[Ken]

I'm sorry, but whomever started this saying should be shot.

How does this make any sense? You can only be that way once. On one day.

This man, unlike a baby, has a much larger penis, body hair, muscles...height, weight...Uuuggghh!

Now if someone wishes..go ahead and find a factoid on this. I still won't be swayed. But I guess it would be interesting to see how far back the idiocy goes.

You just need a trip to your happy place.

Padded walls, a nice white jacket, and a round room so you have no corners to shit in!

[Excrement_Cranium]

I'm sorry, but whomever started this saying should be shot.

How does this make any sense? You can only be that way once. On one day.

This man, unlike a baby, has a much larger penis, body hair, muscles...height, weight...Uuuggghh!

Now if someone wishes..go ahead and find a factoid on this. I still won't be swayed. But I guess it would be interesting to see how far back the idiocy goes.

:psychofun:

simple, be hung like an infant with a complete body shave... like me!!!.... er... I didn't mean that.