Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.

Sizemore, 43, who played a battle-hardened sergeant in the war movie "Saving Private Ryan," was placed in custody on Thursday. He was ordered to remain behind bars until a hearing on Feb. 24, unless he posts $25,000 bond, Deputy District Attorney Sean Carney said.

Last month, Judge Antonio Baretto had agreed to allow Sizemore to travel to Cambodia to shoot a new film on condition that he pass a drug test every

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[DudeAsInCool]

According to prosecutors, Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use a similar device, sold over the Internet under the brand name the Whizzinator, and had failed drug tests on at least five occasions

[KiwiCoromandel]

" During Thursday's proceedings, prosecutors told Judge Baretto that Sizemore failed three drug tests in three days, the first after he was caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack. "

......now, THAT`S what i call sneaky...

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/whiz2.htm :D

http://www.clearchoiceofny.com/buttwedge_s...ine_sample.html

http://www.drugtestingmarijuana.com/

or, he could have tried the mega-pack......

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[Redneck4sure]

He had rather go to prison instead of stop using drugs. Smart guy!! :good job:

[slum_goddess]

......now, THAT`S what i call sneaky...  

'the whizzinator'

[Wolfie]

He had rather go to prison instead of stop using drugs. Smart guy!! :good job:

He will be running into a lot of real ones in prison.

[method77]

we had a post about whizzinator didn't we

[Redneck4sure]

He will be running into a lot of real ones in prison.

[DudeAsInCool]

Feb 12, 2005 — SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Actor and former Friends star Matthew Perry spent 24 hours at a Los Angeles hospital on doctor's orders earlier this week after a bad reaction to prescription medication, People magazine reported on its Web site on Saturday.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=494715

[KiwiCoromandel]

some habits are very hard to break.... :(

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Sizemore Sentenced for Drug-Related Charge

LOS ANGELES - Actor Tom Sizemore was sentenced Thursday to 17 months in jail and four months in a drug treatment facility for repeatedly failing drug tests while on probation.

Later in the day, he was sentenced in a separate felony methamphetamine case to additional inpatient drug treatment. Sizemore, 43, was allowed to remain free while he appeals a domestic violence conviction.

Sizemore failed seven drug tests, admitted methamphetamine use twice and failed to show up for further testing while on probation for a 2003 domestic violence conviction involving his ex-girlfriend, former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss, a prosecutor has said.

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[KiwiCoromandel]

" 17 months in jail "...Ouch!!!!..i bet he wasn`t expecting that.......i can feel a massive amphetamine pyschosis coming on...