The Sky Is Falling, No, It's ah...Chicken Little

[DudeAsInCool]

Crashing chooks ruffle residents' feathers

There are two reports of houses being damaged by plucked chickens crashing through their roofs in Newcastle in the New South Wales Hunter Valley.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200502/s1299042.htm

[KiwiCoromandel]

Crashing chooks ruffle residents' feathers

There are two reports of houses being damaged by plucked chickens crashing through their roofs in Newcastle in the New South Wales Hunter Valley.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200502/s1299042.htm

typical aussies...even their bloody chooks are dumb..everyone knows how difficult it is to fly when you`ve just been " plucked ".........

Q: why did the chicken cross the road?......

A:"The Republicans made the chicken cross the road."

"Today the Republicans rounded up all the chickens in the

nation, marched them across the road, forced them to pray and then shot

them with unregistered assault weapons. Neglecting the cries of the

needy of this country, the Republicans then slaughtered the chickens,

roasted them over an open fire, thereby contributing dangerous CO2

emissions which are causing catastrophic global warming, and ate all of

the birds, which are listed as an endangered species. The Republicans

then sat around smoking cigarettes, making racist jokes and conspiring

to take away social security from our nation's senior citizens."...

Edited February 10, 2005 by kiwibank

[DudeAsInCool]

I almost forgot - it's The Year of the Cock - maybe it was some kind of celebration thing

[rainbowdemon]

I almost forgot - it's The Year of the Cock - maybe it was some kind of celebration thing

No, I can't. It's way too easy!!

:bigsmile:

[Redneck4sure]

then shot them with unregistered assault weapons.

Wow!! That's a GREAT story!!!

[KiwiCoromandel]

i had a feeling that you`d enjoy it red......

[Redneck4sure]

i had a feeling that you`d enjoy it red......

It had lots of good parts .... I just highlighted the BEST part. :bigsmile:

[slum_goddess]

"Today the Republicans rounded up all the chickens in the

nation, marched them across the road, forced them to pray and then shot

them with unregistered assault weapons. Neglecting the cries of the

needy of this country, the Republicans then slaughtered the chickens,

roasted them over an open fire, thereby contributing dangerous CO2

emissions which are causing catastrophic global warming, and ate all of

the birds, which are listed as an endangered species. The Republicans

then sat around smoking cigarettes, making racist jokes and conspiring

to take away social security from our nation's senior citizens."...

why do i believe this?

[Redneck4sure]

why do i believe this?

Cause liberals are gullible? :wha':

[slum_goddess]

duhhhhhhhhhh

[Wolfie]

Anyone remember this?