Blond Jokes

[rainbowdemon]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came

in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and

another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have

lost it and need a new one." She replied that she did not know exactly what

it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what

the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "Is

there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

This is what she pointed to...

[method77]

hehehe!

[jipper]

[Shawn]

Best one I've seen in a long time!

[DudeAsInCool]

She might be dumb...but I bet she was worth lubricating :)

[rainbowdemon]

Two blondes were up in the far north woods, out looking for a Christmas tree. They were all bundled up from head to toe, carrying their hatchets and a coil of rope to tie on and drag it back. They had thought of everything. They were all set... but they couldn't find the right tree.

They searched for hours, slogging through knee-deep snow. The wind was blowing and the wolves were howling, but they persevered. Had to get that Christmas tree.

Finally, as the sun was beginning to head downward, one turned to the other and said, "That's it! I've had enough! The next tree we come to, we're going to cut it down, whether it's decorated or not!"