Jim Colyer

I came to Nashville Sometime ago Thought I'd be welcome On Music Row Millions of songs They don't need more They're posting guards At their door Song Wars Backbiting Everybody's singing Everybody's writing Song Wars It's a clique Music business Critiques you to death I guess it's true I can't compete With Carrie Underwood Or George Strait There's no mercy None at all All is fair In love and war Song Wars Backbiting Everybody's singing Everybody's writing Song Wars It's a clique Music business Critiques you to death In the end It's all about money Welcome to Nashville Honey Song Wars Backbiting Everybody's singing Everybody's writing Song Wars It's a clique Music business Critiques you to death Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com

Thought we were done But it's not over yet There's one more round So ready, get set You better believe it We'll set it all right We're not going gentle Into that good night Baby Boomers Last Stand Yeah, Star Wars is back This time it's a sequel We're on the right track Trump in the White House Donald's our man We can't go wrong Baby Boomers Last Stand Born in the forties We survived Vietnam Elvis and The Beatles And the disco bomb Still got our seventies To turn things around We'll shine in old age It's time to get down Baby Boomers Last Stand Yeah, Star Wars is back This time it's a sequel We're on the right track Trump in the White House Donald's our man We can't go wrong Baby Boomers Last Stand Gal Gadot Lynda Carter Wonder Woman Reincarnate Baby Boomers Last Stand Yeah, Star Wars is back This time it's a sequel We're on the right track Trump in the White House Donald's our man We can't go wrong Baby Boomers Last Stand Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com

I looked in the window As I was coming up the walk Hooters on the corner Was showing baseball The Mets and the Royals In the World Series The best of seven This time every fall Old School Baseball That's what I like I don't care for football But I still like baseball Old School Baseball It's America's game I can't stand basketball But I still like baseball I think about the years When I played second base Our team was pretty good We stayed in first place The years have flown by And so much has changed But Old School Baseball Is still the same game Old School Baseball That's what I like I don't care for football But I still like baseball Old School Baseball It's America's game I can't stand basketball But I still like baseball Mickey Mantle Lou Gehrig Ted Williams Babe Ruth Stan Musial Ty Cobb Willie Mays Nolan Ryan Old School Baseball That's what I like I don't care for football But I still like baseball Old School Baseball It's America's game I can't stand basketball But I still like baseball Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com

I wanna be Famous I want acclaim I want people To know my name I wanna be known A celebrity I want people To worship me I wanna make movies Write books Be a genius With good looks Have perfect hair A fine physique Like Adonis Ancient Greeks I want money I want women Cars and mansions Lots of attention I wanna be famous I want acclaim I want people To know my name I wanna be great A superman Be as Famous As I can Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com

Sitting On A Bar Stool In Barstow Wondering where all the time goes Wondering why I don't even drink Wondering why I sit here and think This desert sun's given me a tan Seems like this place is all sand Sitting On A Bar Stool In Barstow Wondering where all the time goes I spent two weeks in Reno Hooked up with a showgirl at Harrah's Had those legs that went on forever Thought for a while I'd gone to heaven She spent my money like it was nothing Then it came to a sudden end Turned me every which way but loose Got into a fight with an ex-boyfriend Sitting On A Bar Stool In Barstow Wondering where all the time goes Wondering why I don't even drink Wondering why I sit here and think This desert sun's given me a tan Seems like this place is all sand Sitting On A Bar Stool In Barstow Wondering where all the time goes Maybe I'll go back to Tennessee These showgirls are killing me Solo Made my way down to Las Vegas Still thinking about those legs Made it with a dancer in Jubilee 6 foot 2, made short work of me Wasn't long her husband found out That black stud, he knocked me out Got in my truck, headed for Barstow Me and this bar stool's got to go This desert sun's given me a tan Seems like this place is all sand Sitting On A Bar Stool In Barstow Wondering where all the time goes Sitting On A Bar Stool In Barstow Wondering where all the time goes Jim Colyer ascap

Brick Walls Out in the distance So many obstacles So much resistance No one to help I'll go it alone I'll do it myself If it gets done Brick Walls As I inch along The ones I counted on Are all gone Join them I will Join them I must Ashes to ashes Dust to dust I'm on my way The way of all flesh No brick walls In peaceful death Brick Walls Until I'm through I don't pretend To count on you No one to help I'll go it alone I'll do it myself If it gets done jimcolyer.com http://www.jimcolyer.com

Kissing in the car Cuddling on the couch Loving in our bed Love it when we smooch When it's red or pink Those lipstick stains Play with my heart Mess with my brain I'm Lost In Your Lipstick Drunk on your kiss The touch of your lips Lost In Your Lipstick When it's red or pink Those lipstick stains Play with my heart Mess with my brain I'm Lost In Your Lipstick Drunk on your kiss The touch of your lips Lost In Your Lipstick I wanna snuggle with you I wanna make love to you I'm Lost In Your Lipstick Drunk on your kiss The touch of your lips Lost In Your Lipstick I'm Lost In Your Lipstick Drunk on your kiss The touch of your lips Lost In Your Lipstick Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com

GOOD-LOOKING WOMAN Must say I'm attracted Can't seem to help it I'm pulled right in You're so magnetic I stay at your mercy Won't say you have none Take what you need Girl, you're the one Good-Looking Woman I've got no defense You get me everytime Can't seem to resist Good-Looking Woman Those eyes, those lips That hair, that smile Those legs, those hips You got those looks Keep me hypnotized Look at that cleavage Look at those thighs Your beauty's skin deep But I'm superficial It's all about you My needs are simple Good-Looking Women I've got no defense You get me everytime Can't seem to resist Good-Looking Woman Those eyes, those lips That hair, that smile Those legs, those hips Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com

You walked in Outta the night Did you know It's a lesbian bar But everybody's Welcome here We're all human Under these stars You're my Spirit Animal You're my sacred beast A veritable savage A virtual feast You're my Spirit Animal So let's make love Gina Carano Olivia Munn I'll make good Music with you Call me Shania Call me Faith Hill Are you hungry Got some tacos Tell me, tell me How you feel You're my Spirit Animal You're my sacred beast A veritable savage A virtual feast You're my Spirit Animal So let's make love Gina Carano Olivia Munn What's your kismet What's your sign You're a Virgo Capricorn's mine You're my Spirit Animal You're my sacred beast A veritable savage A virtual feast You're my Spirit Animal So let's make love Gina Carano Olivia Munn Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com

I want Intimacy I want it one on one With someone I care for With someone I love I'm sick of events Overwhelming crowds Twenty thousand people Screaming loud I want Intimacy Lying in our bed No TV or cell phones Buzzing in our heads I want a good woman Want her to want me Got to be somebody Got to be Intimacy Everything that goes with it Intimacy Kissing, love-making I want Intimacy I want it one on one With someone I care for With someone I love Maybe it's you, girl Maybe you're the one Let's give it a try Let's have fun Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com

You're Never Gonna Move On Not from me you're not You might as well forget it Just say forget me not You're gonna stay with me Ti death do us part Just call us old fashion Call it from the heart I'm Never Gonna Move On There's no place left to go I'll never get away from you You're the one who said so We might as well move in We'll live together a while Then we'll get married Then we'll have a child I need you You need me Need breaks iron Sets us free You're Never Gonna Move On Not from me you're not You might as well forget it Just say forget me not If there's a heaven We'll be there together If there's no heaven Then it won't matter Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap

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I wanna be with you The rest of my life Be your husband Be my wife Be anything That you need That you want Please want me I love to Cuddle Be in a huddle I love sex But not with my ex I love to Cuddle Live in a bubble I love you Everything you do Now I wanna say it The way that I feel Stay here with me This is real I want your lips Pressed to mine Kiss me now You're so fine I love to Cuddle Be in a huddle I love sex But not with my ex I love to Cuddle Live in a bubble I love you Everything you do Take me in your arms Cuddle me like a baby Look deep in my eyes Be my lady I love to Cuddle Be in a huddle I love sex But not with my ex I love to Cuddle Live in a bubble I love you Everything you do Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com

We're All One Like the yogis and gurus say It's all one Like the cosmologists say Life feeds on life Life feeds on nature Life feeds on itself Creature on creature We're All One Human race One religion Common fate We're All One Common goal Web of life Heart and soul Monkeys, humans We're related Spiders, monkeys Don't you hate it? If We're All One Why so different? If We're All One Why so separate? We're All One Human race One religion Common fate We're All One Common goal Web of life Heart and soul Everyone influences everyone Everyone is influenced by everyone Everything reflects everything Everything is reflected by everything We're All One Human race One religion Common fate We're All One Common goal Web of life Heart and soul Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com

Hong Kong Athens, Greece Honolulu Stockholm, Sweden Shoulder bag Carry on Passport I'm gone Travel Light What I need Forget the rest Staying free Travel Light Doing well Pretty girl Hotel Sydney Iceland Bolivia Finland London town On the plane Master Card Rain in Spain Travel Light What I need Forget the rest Staying free Travel Light Doing well Pretty girl Hotel Ricky Nelson Nothing on me Travelin' man From Tennessee Travel Light What I need Forget the rest Staying free Travel Light Doing well Pretty girl Hotel Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap

EVOLVING ALL THE TIME I'm not an atheist I'm not apolitical I'm not agnostic I'm not asexual There's not a word You can put on me Ain't no definition No label that fits There's not a tag That applies to me Soon as you hang it I've outgrown it I'm Evolving All The Time Changing right before your eyes Morphing into something new Turning your truth into lies I'm no philosopher No existentialist Musicologist Even a scientist I'm on my way to Mars Europa and the nearby stars Dropping in on Saturn's moons Enceladus, Titan too I reject religion In all its forms I'm not a rebel But reject all norms I'm Evolving All The Time Changing right before your eyes Morphing into something new Turning your truth into lies Eternal future Has no past How could it When nothing lasts I'm Evolving All The Time Changing right before your eyes Morphing into something new Turning your truth into lies I'm Evolving All The Time Changing right before your eyes Morphing into something new Turning your truth into lies Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com

We can go back to nothing It's just random chaos It finally ends in death Still there's nothing lost Like Quantum Mechanics Subatomic particles Appearing, disappearing From absolutely nowhere Nothing is substantial Nothing matters at least As we ramble on To meaningless death Like Quantum Mechanics Subatomic particles Appearing, disappearing From absolutely nowhere Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap

You're the Sexiest Woman God put on this planet Got a rockin little body You're built like granite When I watch you strut In those red high heels My adrenaline flows I like how it feels You're the Sexiest Woman You're like a machine When I watch you move In those cut off off jeans It's all I can do To control myself I just wanna scream And holler for help Blonde hair on your shoulders Halfway down your back You've got everything Ain't nothing you lack You're the Sexiest Woman God put on this planet Got a rockin little body You're built like granite You're the Sexiest Woman To ever evolve Those legs and hips Keep me in love Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com

Move in with me, girl Continue to see him He'll be your boy friend I'll be your girl friend I wanna be like you Destroy this male ego It only brings me pain Let my female side show We're All Lesbians Now Gender's a matter of choice I'll do what you want Use my girlie voice We'll be like sisters Please show me how Dress me in panties We're All Lesbians Now Paint me with lipstick Put my hair in curlers A little blue eyeshadow A touch of your perfume We're All Lesbians Now Gender's a matter of choice I'll do what you want Use my girlie voice We'll be like sisters Please show me how Dress me in panties We're All Lesbians Now Look deep within You'll see reality I love you Now you can love me We're All Lesbians Now Gender's a matter of choice I'll do what you want Use my girlie voice We'll be like sisters Please show me how Dress me in panties We're All Lesbians Now Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap

This ain't the beginning But it ain't the end Come on, baby Let's get it again Gotta Be Gotta Be something here Something for you and me Let's open our eyes and see Reach out for something new Make it down in Tennessee Gotta Be something here Gotta Be Let's make it happen Whisper in my ear Tell me, baby There's nothing to fear Gotta Be Gotta Be something here Something for you and me Let's open our eyes and see Reach out for something new Make it down in Tennessee Gotta Be something here Gotta Be Gotta Be Gotta Be You and me In Tennessee We can bring it back Like it used to be Beneath these sheets Baby, you and me Gotta Be Gotta Be something here Something for you and me Let's open our eyes and see Reach out for something new Make it down in Tennessee Gotta Be something here Gotta Be Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap

Never thought it would happen Thought he'd be young forever Just go on and on Get better and better He had a lot of women They just came and went The years flew by Now his youth is spent He's a Lonely Old Man His future's in the past It's all behind him It just didn't last Lonely Old Man His family's all dead He looks in the mirror He's no kid He wonders who will find him When his face hits the floor When he's breathed his last When he's breathing no more His wife, she divorced him He hardly sees his son When the rent's overdue Then someone will come He's a Lonely Old Man His future's in the past It's all behind him It just didn't last Lonely Old Man His family's all dead He looks in the mirror He's no kid The youngest become the oldest Then they die off You think it's gonna end But life goes on He's a Lonely Old Man His future's in the past It's all behind him It just didn't last Lonely Old Man His family's all dead He looks in the mirror He's no kid Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap

I walked the line For a woman named June I loved to play Belt out a tune I wrote music Snorted cocaine Got to say It affected my brain Call me Cash Don't call me Johnny Call me Cash Don't call me Johnny I never did time Spent one night in jail But Folsom Prison Was the real deal It made me a bundle A lot of cash A lot of money Went to my bank Call me Cash Don't call me Johnny Call me Cash Don't call me Johnny When you're in Nashville Drop on by The Cash Museum Just say "Hi" Call me Cash Don't call me Johnny Call me Cash Don't call me Johnny Call me Cash Don't call me Johnny Call me Cash Don't call me Johnny Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap

1 Bolivia http://jimcolyer.com/papers/entry?id=399;fa=1 2 New York http://jimcolyer.com/papers/entry?id=72 3 Going West http://jimcolyer.com/papers/entry?id=70 4 Iceland http://jimcolyer.com/papers/entry?id=138 5 Las Vegas http://jimcolyer.com/papers/entry?id=6 6 Alaska http://jimcolyer.com/papers/entry?id=60 7 Hawaii http://jimcolyer.com/papers/entry?id=25 8 Australia http://jimcolyer.com/papers/entry?id=26 9 Sweden http://jimcolyer.com/papers/entry?id=3 Jim Colyer site http://jimcolyer.com/news/

I just wanna sit Around the coffee shop In my cargo pants With my lap top I want you to see How cool I am Make you wonder If I'm woman or man I'm Cool That's how I feel Laid back The real deal I'm Cool Can't touch me Don't bother to call Just text me I just wanna walk Around in these flip flops Hang out @ Times Square Watch the ball drop I just wanna play Frolic with my dog While my girl friend Raises our kid I'm Cool That's how I feel Laid back The real deal I'm Cool Can't touch me Don't bother to call Just text me I'm Cool I'm no fool The only rule Is be Cool I'm Cool That's how I feel Laid back The real deal I'm Cool Can't touch me Don't bother to call Just text me Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com

Star Wars is coming Brand new trilogy No prequel this time A sequel to 83 Wonder Woman is coming She got her own movie Now she's Gal Gadot With the Justice League A Tidal Wave is coming A hurricane off the ocean A Tidal Wave is coming Renaissance of epic proportion The seventies are rising Rising from the fire Rising like the phoenix From its funeral pyre We got one more round You know its not too late We can still climb this mountain We can still beat our fate A Tidal Wave is coming A hurricane off the ocean A Tidal Wave is coming Renaissance of epic proportion There's hope for you and me A date with destiny Come on, turn the page Another golden age A Tidal Wave is coming A hurricane off the ocean A Tidal Wave is coming Renaissance of epic proportion A Tidal Wave is coming A hurricane off the ocean A Tidal Wave is coming Renaissance of epic proportion Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com