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Jim Colyer

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  1. Wonder Woman teaser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kP0cAgOivw
  2. It's never easy It's always hard Saying goodbye Breaking a heart But when it's over Run it's course Hanging on just Makes it worse Drop It On Me Like an atom bomb Blow me away Don't hang on No second guessing It's gotta be Hit me with it Drop It On Me I used to take Your breath away You used to love To hear me say I need you, want you This is forever Now we're hardly Ever together Drop It On Me Like an atom bomb Blow me away Don't hang on No second guessing It's gotta be Hit me with it Drop It On Me We'll both feel better A year from now There'll be no more Mushroom cloud Drop It On Me Like an atom bomb Blow me away Don't hang on No second guessing It's gotta be Hit me with it Drop It On Me Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  3. Come Home With Me I can't do much But I can do something Just let me touch Let's roll up in a ball Keep each other warm Keep each other safe Safe from all harm Come Home With Me You look so good You look like someone Someone who could Be perfect for me Want you in my bed Underneath my sheets Pillow 'neath your head Let's have sex tonite Let's have sex tonite Let's have sex tonite Let's have sex tonite Come Home With Me I can't do much But I can do something Just let me touch You got that sexy bod Got that come on smile Eyes like Jennifer Blake Lips like Jessica Biel Let's have sex tonite Let's have sex tonite Let's have sex tonite Let's have sex tonite Jim Colyer ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  4. Married three times Divorced three times Thank God none of them Divorces were mine You got a son By an ex-boyfriend Ain't this drama Ever gonna end Drama Mamma Your whole life Is a prolonged Soap opera Drama Mamma You live it Like it's a movie Get over it We go out Dinner for two You think other guys Are coming on to you You think I'm flirting With the waitress We don't need Any more stress Drama Mamma Your whole life Is a prolonged Soap opera Drama Mamma You live it Like it's a movie Get over it I know you like being A socialite Seems here lately All we do is fight Drama Mamma Your whole life Is a prolonged Soap opera Drama Mamma You live it Like it's a movie Get over it Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  5. I hadn't dated in months I was burned so bad I couldn't get over The love she and I had That's when you showed up Thought you'd be in my bed Bring me back to life Raise me from the dead A Near-Life Experience Is what I had with you Thought we would make it Think you thought it too A Near-Life Experience Heading into the light Then sudden darkness fell I faded into the night We had a few good moments I really liked your smile I liked the way you kissed You said you liked my style It felt like a rebirth Thought I'd be revived Somehow it didn't happen I failed to come alive A Near-Life Experience Is what I had with you Thought we would make it Think you thought it too A Near-Life Experience Heading into the light Then sudden darkness fell I faded into the night It takes more than you To bring me around To make me renew To help me rebound A Near-Life Experience Is what I had with you Thought we would make it Think you thought it too A Near Life Experience Heading into the light Then sudden darkness fell I faded into the night Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  6. Amazing grace Jesus Christ Save your soul He's so nice Amazing place Yellowstone Yosemite Grand Canyon Amazing grace Amazing place Amazing space Amazing face Amazing space Black hole Big bang Pluto Amazing face Megan Gale Gal Gadot Jennifer Biel Amazing grace Amazing place Amazing space Amazing face Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  7. Her hair's rich and brown Eyes glow in the dark Her lips are perfect She'll break your heart Young & Sexy She's 23 Yes, and she's In love with me Statuesque Makes my day A classic In every way She's my Greek goddess Gives me her love She came to me From Mount Olympus Young & Sexy She's 23 Yes, and she's In love with me Statuesque Makes my day A classic In every way She's beautiful and mighty A mighty Aphrodite Her hair's rich and brown Eyes glow in the dark Her nose is perfect A work of art Young & Sexy She's 23 Yes, and she's In love with me Statuesque Makes my day A classic In every way Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  8. Michael's daddy Movie star A hundred years Is what you'll be If you make it To December The 9th day 2016 Kirk Kirk Kirk Kirk Douglas Kirk Kirk Kirk Kirk Douglas Gladiator Spartacus Hollywood man Cleft chin I can't think of Another film Another movie You've been in Kirk Kirk Kirk Kirk Douglas Kirk Kirk Kirk Kirk Douglas You'll be joining Burns and Hope If in 2016 You can cope Kirk Kirk Kirk Kirk Douglas Kirk Kirk Kirk Kirk Douglas Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  9. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQjeOCstjEs Long interview, then Annie performs 3 of mine. Hard Earned Love I Looked Twice! Live My Dreams LOOK PAST THE DOG!
  10. We All Die With ambitions We All Die In medias res We All Die Unfulfilled We All Die Leaving a mess We All Die That's for sure Death and taxes So they say About the taxes I'm not sure But I know Death has its day We All Die No exception We All Die Human condition We All Die There's no cure We All Die That's our future We All Die That's for sure Death and taxes So they say About the taxes I'm not sure But I know Death has its day We're all doomed On death row Pull the switch Let the juice flow We All Die That's for sure Death and taxes So they say About the taxes I'm not sure But I know Death has its day Jim Colyer ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  11. If I leave my Comfort Zone I'll be uncomfortable If I cut off a leg I'll be disabled Why add to the misery That's already there Why make things worse In a world that's not fair Comfort Zone That's where I'm staying Covers pulled up In the bed where I'm laying I've seen it all It's all been done Ain't gonna leave my Comfort Zone I do my banking online Checks go into my account My refriderator's stocked With food for my mouth I don't need to socialize I stay home and meditate I don't mix with people I just wanna hibernate Comfort Zone That's where I'm staying Covers pulled up In the bed where I'm laying I've seen it all It's all been done Ain't gonna leave my Comfort Zone I keep my thermostat At room temperatue My ongoing comfort is my Categorical imperative Comfort Zone That's where I'm staying Covers pulled up In the bed where I'm laying I've seen it all It's all been done Ain't gonna leave my Comfort Zone Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  12. Scarlett Johansson http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BN-BY925_mag041_OZ_20140318165119.jpg Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarlett_Johansson In every dream I see your face No one could ever Take your place Want you to know You're one of a kind Want you to know You're on my mind Scarlett, Let's Make Up I'm leaving the light on Things aren't the same Since you've been gone I never realized My love was so strong Scarlett, Let's Make Up The light's still on The door is open So come on in It'll be better Than it's ever been It'll be better That's the truth I'm still here Waiting for you Scarlett, Let's Make Up I'm leaving the light on Things aren't the same Since you've been gone I never realized My love was so strong Scarlett, Let's Make Up The light's still on I'm sorry For what I said Please forgive me I acted bad Scarlett, Let's Make Up I'm leaving the light on Things aren't the same Since you've been gone I never realized My love was so strong Scarlett, Let's Make Up The light's still on Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  13. They're All The Same Peas in a pod Got pretty faces Got sexy bods But in the end They're all fussy They're all mean They're all hussies They're All The Same They act so sweet In the beginning When you meet I love their talk The way they strut Bottom line They're all sluts She's so nice Like an angel Then you find She's the devil They're All The Same Get what you got Then they're gone You're still hot They move on You want more The truth is They're all whores Jim Colyer ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  14. You know I love you You're the best I've had Why can't we get along Why Do You Treat Me Bad Why Do You Treat Me Bad Why don't you treat me good Why don't you act right Treat me like you should I know you're crazy You told me you're bipolar You take 6 meds a day Act like a Holy Roller Why Do You Treat Me Bad Why don't you treat me good Why don't you act right Treat me like you should You called me every name in the book You give me those dirty looks Please don't ignore me Please respond to my text Come to my apartment You know I wanna have sex Why Do You Treat Me Bad Why don't you treat me good Why don't you act right Treat me like you should Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  15. Love Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNMKIGD07F8 It's Now Or Never https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkMVscR5YOo Suspicious Minds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb0Jmy-JYbA Elvis @ wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Presley My Elvis http://jimcolyer.com/papers/entry?id=58
  16. Turned on the radio Dot com again Fast talker Profits built in He's got a phone Spitting out numbers I'll only call If it's his daughter Sucking Money From me and you That's all these people Know how to do Sucking Money Day and night They want your wallet It ain't right Back on the Interstate Flashing blue light Cops got someone's Supper tonight Snake got a frog Someone's money Someone's kid's Gonna go hungry Sucking Money From me and you That's all these people Know how to do Sucking Money Day and night They want your wallet It ain't right Bloodsuckers Everywhere I look Trying everything In the book Sucking Money From me and you That's all these people Know how to do Sucking Money Day and night They want your wallet It ain't right Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  17. She's a nightmare Disguised as a dream Enough woman To make a man cream She's so needy A serial dater And in the end A man hater Man-Hungry Stays on the prowl Got more men Than her parents allow Man-Hungry She'll eat you up She likes it tame She likes it rough She's a lioness The new Taylor Swift She can be jealous You'd better watch it Relationships Come and go It's all lust It's all show Man-Hungry Stays on the prowl Got more men Than her parents allow Man-Hungry She'll eat you up She likes it tame She likes it rough Her personal life Is fictionalization She'll devour you Starvation Man-Hungry Stays on the prowl Got more men Than her parents allow Man-Hungry She'll eat you up She likes it tame She likes it rough Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  18. So many women In love with me They drive me crazy They're so sexy They're hard to resist It's not easy I just tell them I Gotta Be Free I Gotta Be Free And not tied down Don't need in-laws Hanging around Don't need marriage No more babies I like to travel I Gotta Be Free I go to movies I like baseball The New York Yankees That ain't all I love writing songs Astronomy The stars and planets I Gotta Be Free I Gotta Be Free And not tied down Don't need in-laws Hanging around Don't need marriage No more babies I like to travel I Gotta Be Free For most people Marriage is fine I won't be chained To a nine to five I Gotta Be Free And not tied down Don't need in-laws Hanging around Don't need marriage No more babies I like to travel I Gotta Be Free Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  19. I Dreamt About You Last Night You were lying in my bed Wearing a sexy negligee Same pillow beneath our heads Holding hands beneath the covers Smiling and talking about life Looking in each other's eyes I Dreamt About You Last Night I Dreamt About You Last Night Every dream rolled into one Like I was eighteen again I felt your endless passion You giggled, I kissed your lips Everything was so right Brushed your hair from your face I Dreamt About You Last Night I was young You weren't married No kids involved Giving and sharing I Dreamt About You Last Night You were lying in my bed Wearing a sexy negligee Same pillow beneath our heads Whispering low in my ear Reaching up, turning off the light You got on, and we made love I Dreamt About You Last Night Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  20. I drive down the road I rant and rave I talk to myself I got Road Rage I cuss the traffic I cuss the police I cuss myself I cuss Jesus Road Rage Is my disease Like bipolar I'm neurotic Crazy as hell It's my age OOC Road Rage These Nashville loonies They run red lights Drive on my bumper Looking for a fight They walk in the road They're jaywalking It's to myself That I'm talking Road Rage Is my disease Like bipolar I'm neurotic Crazy as hell It's my age OOC Road Rage Traffic getting worse Makes no sense Just wanna stay In my apartment Road Rage Is my disease Like bipolar I'm neurotic Crazy as hell It's my age OOC Road Rage Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  21. I didn't appreciate women When I was young Just wanted to get drunk And have some fun Friday nights found me Out with the guys Hitting the back roads Trying to get high I Appreciate Them Now Those sweet young ladies Those Hooters girls Drive me crazy They got that cleavage And I'm thinking Wow! I know their worth I Appreciate Them Now I took them for granted The one night stands I loved 'em and left 'em Didn't give a damn The girl friends I had I made them cry Living for myself Living a lie I Appreciate Them Now Those sweet young ladies Those Vegas girls Drive me crazy They got those legs And I'm thinking Wow! I know their worth I Appreciate Them Now It's such a shame I had to get old To appreciate Learn what I know I Appreciate Them Now Those sweet young ladies Those Nashville girls Drive me crazy They got that voice And I'm thinking Wow! I know their worth I Appreciate Them Now Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  22. Jim Colyer

    Lucky

    I have a private plane A ranch in Montana A mansion in L.A. Penthouse in Manhattan Got lots of women More than Hefner But then he's old He's downright ancient I'm Lucky I'm fortunate I'm blessed Among the elite I've got 200 million Stocks and annuities You'd be lucky too If you were me My life is leisure I'm a celebrity I never give To charity I'm Lucky I'm fortunate I'm blessed Among the elite I vacation On the Riviera I play tennis I drive a Ferrari I'm Lucky I'm fortunate I'm blessed Among the elite I'm Lucky I'm fortunate I'm blessed Among the elite Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  23. America's in a mess Muslim in the White House Everybody knows Who I'm talking about Our nation's in debt Our military's spent This is Vietnam All over again Third World taking The United States Taking our country Without firing shots Third World coming Crossing our borders America's sinking In a new world order Courts out of control Men marrying men marijuana legal Women marrying women We've gotta act now If we've still got time Bring our troops home To their girl friends and wives Third World taking The United States Taking our country Without firing shots Third World coming Crossing our borders America's sinking In a new world order I wasn't gonna vote Until Trump got in it Maybe we can save it In the final minutes Third World taking The United States Taking our country Without firing shots Third World coming Crossing our borders America's sinking In a new world order Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
  24. I'm nothing I'm no one I'm finished I'm done No one knows No one cares I've vanished Into thin air Nonentity That's me Thank God I'm free I'm out Hard to see I'm forgotten Nonentity I'm a ghost I'm a wisp Water vapor Anonymous Invisible Like a Dream Transparent Look through me Nonentity That's me Thank God I'm free I'm out Hard to see I'm forgotten Nonentity There're advantages Being a nonentity I can do anything They can't catch me Nonentity That's me Thank God I'm free I'm out Hard to see I'm forgotten Nonentity Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap http://www.jimcolyer.com
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