Jim Colyer
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It's never easy
It's always hard
Saying goodbye
Breaking a heart
But when it's over
Run it's course
Hanging on just
Makes it worse
Drop It On Me
Like an atom bomb
Blow me away
Don't hang on
No second guessing
It's gotta be
Hit me with it
Drop It On Me
I used to take
Your breath away
You used to love
To hear me say
I need you, want you
This is forever
Now we're hardly
Ever together
Drop It On Me
Like an atom bomb
Blow me away
Don't hang on
No second guessing
It's gotta be
Hit me with it
Drop It On Me
We'll both feel better
A year from now
There'll be no more
Mushroom cloud
Drop It On Me
Like an atom bomb
Blow me away
Don't hang on
No second guessing
It's gotta be
Hit me with it
Drop It On Me
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Come Home With Me
I can't do much
But I can do something
Just let me touch
Let's roll up in a ball
Keep each other warm
Keep each other safe
Safe from all harm
Come Home With Me
You look so good
You look like someone
Someone who could
Be perfect for me
Want you in my bed
Underneath my sheets
Pillow 'neath your head
Let's have sex tonite
Let's have sex tonite
Let's have sex tonite
Let's have sex tonite
Come Home With Me
I can't do much
But I can do something
Just let me touch
You got that sexy bod
Got that come on smile
Eyes like Jennifer Blake
Lips like Jessica Biel
Let's have sex tonite
Let's have sex tonite
Let's have sex tonite
Let's have sex tonite
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Married three times
Divorced three times
Thank God none of them
Divorces were mine
You got a son
By an ex-boyfriend
Ain't this drama
Ever gonna end
Drama Mamma
Your whole life
Is a prolonged
Soap opera
Drama Mamma
You live it
Like it's a movie
Get over it
We go out
Dinner for two
You think other guys
Are coming on to you
You think I'm flirting
With the waitress
We don't need
Any more stress
Drama Mamma
Your whole life
Is a prolonged
Soap opera
Drama Mamma
You live it
Like it's a movie
Get over it
I know you like being
A socialite
Seems here lately
All we do is fight
Drama Mamma
Your whole life
Is a prolonged
Soap opera
Drama Mamma
You live it
Like it's a movie
Get over it
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I hadn't dated in months
I was burned so bad
I couldn't get over
The love she and I had
That's when you showed up
Thought you'd be in my bed
Bring me back to life
Raise me from the dead
A Near-Life Experience
Is what I had with you
Thought we would make it
Think you thought it too
A Near-Life Experience
Heading into the light
Then sudden darkness fell
I faded into the night
We had a few good moments
I really liked your smile
I liked the way you kissed
You said you liked my style
It felt like a rebirth
Thought I'd be revived
Somehow it didn't happen
I failed to come alive
A Near-Life Experience
Is what I had with you
Thought we would make it
Think you thought it too
A Near-Life Experience
Heading into the light
Then sudden darkness fell
I faded into the night
It takes more than you
To bring me around
To make me renew
To help me rebound
A Near-Life Experience
Is what I had with you
Thought we would make it
Think you thought it too
A Near Life Experience
Heading into the light
Then sudden darkness fell
I faded into the night
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Amazing grace
Jesus Christ
Save your soul
He's so nice
Amazing place
Yellowstone
Yosemite
Grand Canyon
Amazing grace
Amazing place
Amazing space
Amazing face
Amazing space
Black hole
Big bang
Pluto
Amazing face
Megan Gale
Gal Gadot
Jennifer Biel
Amazing grace
Amazing place
Amazing space
Amazing face
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Her hair's rich and brown
Eyes glow in the dark
Her lips are perfect
She'll break your heart
Young & Sexy
She's 23
Yes, and she's
In love with me
Statuesque
Makes my day
A classic
In every way
She's my Greek goddess
Gives me her love
She came to me
From Mount Olympus
Young & Sexy
She's 23
Yes, and she's
In love with me
Statuesque
Makes my day
A classic
In every way
She's beautiful and mighty
A mighty Aphrodite
Her hair's rich and brown
Eyes glow in the dark
Her nose is perfect
A work of art
Young & Sexy
She's 23
Yes, and she's
In love with me
Statuesque
Makes my day
A classic
In every way
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Michael's daddy
Movie star
A hundred years
Is what you'll be
If you make it
To December
The 9th day
2016
Kirk
Kirk
Kirk
Kirk Douglas
Kirk
Kirk
Kirk
Kirk Douglas
Gladiator
Spartacus
Hollywood man
Cleft chin
I can't think of
Another film
Another movie
You've been in
Kirk
Kirk
Kirk
Kirk Douglas
Kirk
Kirk
Kirk
Kirk Douglas
You'll be joining
Burns and Hope
If in 2016
You can cope
Kirk
Kirk
Kirk
Kirk Douglas
Kirk
Kirk
Kirk
Kirk Douglas
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQjeOCstjEs
Long interview, then Annie performs 3 of mine.
Hard Earned Love
I Looked Twice!
Live My Dreams
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We All Die
With ambitions
We All Die
In medias res
We All Die
Unfulfilled
We All Die
Leaving a mess
We All Die
That's for sure
Death and taxes
So they say
About the taxes
I'm not sure
But I know
Death has its day
We All Die
No exception
We All Die
Human condition
We All Die
There's no cure
We All Die
That's our future
We All Die
That's for sure
Death and taxes
So they say
About the taxes
I'm not sure
But I know
Death has its day
We're all doomed
On death row
Pull the switch
Let the juice flow
We All Die
That's for sure
Death and taxes
So they say
About the taxes
I'm not sure
But I know
Death has its day
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If I leave my Comfort Zone
I'll be uncomfortable
If I cut off a leg
I'll be disabled
Why add to the misery
That's already there
Why make things worse
In a world that's not fair
Comfort Zone
That's where I'm staying
Covers pulled up
In the bed where I'm laying
I've seen it all
It's all been done
Ain't gonna leave my
Comfort Zone
I do my banking online
Checks go into my account
My refriderator's stocked
With food for my mouth
I don't need to socialize
I stay home and meditate
I don't mix with people
I just wanna hibernate
Comfort Zone
That's where I'm staying
Covers pulled up
In the bed where I'm laying
I've seen it all
It's all been done
Ain't gonna leave my
Comfort Zone
I keep my thermostat
At room temperatue
My ongoing comfort is my
Categorical imperative
Comfort Zone
That's where I'm staying
Covers pulled up
In the bed where I'm laying
I've seen it all
It's all been done
Ain't gonna leave my
Comfort Zone
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Scarlett Johansson http://si.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BN-BY925_mag041_OZ_20140318165119.jpg
Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarlett_Johansson
In every dream
I see your face
No one could ever
Take your place
Want you to know
You're one of a kind
Want you to know
You're on my mind
Scarlett, Let's Make Up
I'm leaving the light on
Things aren't the same
Since you've been gone
I never realized
My love was so strong
Scarlett, Let's Make Up
The light's still on
The door is open
So come on in
It'll be better
Than it's ever been
It'll be better
That's the truth
I'm still here
Waiting for you
Scarlett, Let's Make Up
I'm leaving the light on
Things aren't the same
Since you've been gone
I never realized
My love was so strong
Scarlett, Let's Make Up
The light's still on
I'm sorry
For what I said
Please forgive me
I acted bad
Scarlett, Let's Make Up
I'm leaving the light on
Things aren't the same
Since you've been gone
I never realized
My love was so strong
Scarlett, Let's Make Up
The light's still on
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They're All The Same
Peas in a pod
Got pretty faces
Got sexy bods
But in the end
They're all fussy
They're all mean
They're all hussies
They're All The Same
They act so sweet
In the beginning
When you meet
I love their talk
The way they strut
Bottom line
They're all sluts
She's so nice
Like an angel
Then you find
She's the devil
They're All The Same
Get what you got
Then they're gone
You're still hot
They move on
You want more
The truth is
They're all whores
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You know I love you
You're the best I've had
Why can't we get along
Why Do You Treat Me Bad
Why Do You Treat Me Bad
Why don't you treat me good
Why don't you act right
Treat me like you should
I know you're crazy
You told me you're bipolar
You take 6 meds a day
Act like a Holy Roller
Why Do You Treat Me Bad
Why don't you treat me good
Why don't you act right
Treat me like you should
You called me every name in the book
You give me those dirty looks
Please don't ignore me
Please respond to my text
Come to my apartment
You know I wanna have sex
Why Do You Treat Me Bad
Why don't you treat me good
Why don't you act right
Treat me like you should
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The Force Awakens is excellent.
Star Wars is back! -
Love Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNMKIGD07F8
It's Now Or Never https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkMVscR5YOo
Suspicious Minds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb0Jmy-JYbA
Elvis @ wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Presley
My Elvis http://jimcolyer.com/papers/entry?id=58 -
Turned on the radio
Dot com again
Fast talker
Profits built in
He's got a phone
Spitting out numbers
I'll only call
If it's his daughter
Sucking Money
From me and you
That's all these people
Know how to do
Sucking Money
Day and night
They want your wallet
It ain't right
Back on the Interstate
Flashing blue light
Cops got someone's
Supper tonight
Snake got a frog
Someone's money
Someone's kid's
Gonna go hungry
Sucking Money
From me and you
That's all these people
Know how to do
Sucking Money
Day and night
They want your wallet
It ain't right
Bloodsuckers
Everywhere I look
Trying everything
In the book
Sucking Money
From me and you
That's all these people
Know how to do
Sucking Money
Day and night
They want your wallet
It ain't right
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She's a nightmare
Disguised as a dream
Enough woman
To make a man cream
She's so needy
A serial dater
And in the end
A man hater
Man-Hungry
Stays on the prowl
Got more men
Than her parents allow
Man-Hungry
She'll eat you up
She likes it tame
She likes it rough
She's a lioness
The new Taylor Swift
She can be jealous
You'd better watch it
Relationships
Come and go
It's all lust
It's all show
Man-Hungry
Stays on the prowl
Got more men
Than her parents allow
Man-Hungry
She'll eat you up
She likes it tame
She likes it rough
Her personal life
Is fictionalization
She'll devour you
Starvation
Man-Hungry
Stays on the prowl
Got more men
Than her parents allow
Man-Hungry
She'll eat you up
She likes it tame
She likes it rough
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So many women
In love with me
They drive me crazy
They're so sexy
They're hard to resist
It's not easy
I just tell them
I Gotta Be Free
I Gotta Be Free
And not tied down
Don't need in-laws
Hanging around
Don't need marriage
No more babies
I like to travel
I Gotta Be Free
I go to movies
I like baseball
The New York Yankees
That ain't all
I love writing songs
Astronomy
The stars and planets
I Gotta Be Free
I Gotta Be Free
And not tied down
Don't need in-laws
Hanging around
Don't need marriage
No more babies
I like to travel
I Gotta Be Free
For most people
Marriage is fine
I won't be chained
To a nine to five
I Gotta Be Free
And not tied down
Don't need in-laws
Hanging around
Don't need marriage
No more babies
I like to travel
I Gotta Be Free
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I Dreamt About You Last Night
You were lying in my bed
Wearing a sexy negligee
Same pillow beneath our heads
Holding hands beneath the covers
Smiling and talking about life
Looking in each other's eyes
I Dreamt About You Last Night
I Dreamt About You Last Night
Every dream rolled into one
Like I was eighteen again
I felt your endless passion
You giggled, I kissed your lips
Everything was so right
Brushed your hair from your face
I Dreamt About You Last Night
I was young
You weren't married
No kids involved
Giving and sharing
I Dreamt About You Last Night
You were lying in my bed
Wearing a sexy negligee
Same pillow beneath our heads
Whispering low in my ear
Reaching up, turning off the light
You got on, and we made love
I Dreamt About You Last Night
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I drive down the road
I rant and rave
I talk to myself
I got Road Rage
I cuss the traffic
I cuss the police
I cuss myself
I cuss Jesus
Road Rage
Is my disease
Like bipolar
I'm neurotic
Crazy as hell
It's my age
OOC
Road Rage
These Nashville loonies
They run red lights
Drive on my bumper
Looking for a fight
They walk in the road
They're jaywalking
It's to myself
That I'm talking
Road Rage
Is my disease
Like bipolar
I'm neurotic
Crazy as hell
It's my age
OOC
Road Rage
Traffic getting worse
Makes no sense
Just wanna stay
In my apartment
Road Rage
Is my disease
Like bipolar
I'm neurotic
Crazy as hell
It's my age
OOC
Road Rage
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I didn't appreciate women
When I was young
Just wanted to get drunk
And have some fun
Friday nights found me
Out with the guys
Hitting the back roads
Trying to get high
I Appreciate Them Now
Those sweet young ladies
Those Hooters girls
Drive me crazy
They got that cleavage
And I'm thinking Wow!
I know their worth
I Appreciate Them Now
I took them for granted
The one night stands
I loved 'em and left 'em
Didn't give a damn
The girl friends I had
I made them cry
Living for myself
Living a lie
I Appreciate Them Now
Those sweet young ladies
Those Vegas girls
Drive me crazy
They got those legs
And I'm thinking Wow!
I know their worth
I Appreciate Them Now
It's such a shame
I had to get old
To appreciate
Learn what I know
I Appreciate Them Now
Those sweet young ladies
Those Nashville girls
Drive me crazy
They got that voice
And I'm thinking Wow!
I know their worth
I Appreciate Them Now
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Lucky
in Kickin' it
I have a private plane
A ranch in Montana
A mansion in L.A.
Penthouse in Manhattan
Got lots of women
More than Hefner
But then he's old
He's downright ancient
I'm Lucky
I'm fortunate
I'm blessed
Among the elite
I've got 200 million
Stocks and annuities
You'd be lucky too
If you were me
My life is leisure
I'm a celebrity
I never give
To charity
I'm Lucky
I'm fortunate
I'm blessed
Among the elite
I vacation
On the Riviera
I play tennis
I drive a Ferrari
I'm Lucky
I'm fortunate
I'm blessed
Among the elite
I'm Lucky
I'm fortunate
I'm blessed
Among the elite
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America's in a mess
Muslim in the White House
Everybody knows
Who I'm talking about
Our nation's in debt
Our military's spent
This is Vietnam
All over again
Third World taking
The United States
Taking our country
Without firing shots
Third World coming
Crossing our borders
America's sinking
In a new world order
Courts out of control
Men marrying men
marijuana legal
Women marrying women
We've gotta act now
If we've still got time
Bring our troops home
To their girl friends and wives
Third World taking
The United States
Taking our country
Without firing shots
Third World coming
Crossing our borders
America's sinking
In a new world order
I wasn't gonna vote
Until Trump got in it
Maybe we can save it
In the final minutes
Third World taking
The United States
Taking our country
Without firing shots
Third World coming
Crossing our borders
America's sinking
In a new world order
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I'm nothing
I'm no one
I'm finished
I'm done
No one knows
No one cares
I've vanished
Into thin air
Nonentity
That's me
Thank God
I'm free
I'm out
Hard to see
I'm forgotten
Nonentity
I'm a ghost
I'm a wisp
Water vapor
Anonymous
Invisible
Like a Dream
Transparent
Look through me
Nonentity
That's me
Thank God
I'm free
I'm out
Hard to see
I'm forgotten
Nonentity
There're advantages
Being a nonentity
I can do anything
They can't catch me
Nonentity
That's me
Thank God
I'm free
I'm out
Hard to see
I'm forgotten
Nonentity
Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap
http://www.jimcolyer.com
Wonder Woman
in Movie Talk
Posted
Wonder Woman teaser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kP0cAgOivw