The Hunter

Redneck walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: 'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.' His wife is lying in bed and replies: 'I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot.' The man says: 'I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you.'

Mostly the usual crap, IE shoveling more snow, and trying to work a deal to trade my Yamaha dx21 synth for another flat top guitar. a fella cant have too many guitars.

Sex with a robot is commonplace for most married men. LOL

Going by the Molson canadian bottle of the picnic table she is likely a drunk canuck.

Just sitting around waiting to get our asses kicked by another storm.

Now if they would take the same stand on personal use of some other things. :rolleyes:

Nope it wasnt me, Im just not around as much these days. I have a new lease on life. LOL :rolleyes:

It would be handy for many people I know, thanks a lot.

Happy Birthday my friend, and dont do like me and listen to so much metal, you end up deaf as a post.

Trying to get the bloody wired router to work. *$*#$%

LOL, I mean my spelling.

What about Gene Krupa? Spelling?

A quick search on Ares turned up a lot of songs. In the mood is a great one with a big band sound.

Setzer is a real showman, and probably best remembered from when he played with the stray cats. His newer music has a lot of old rockabilly, with a smattering of big band thrown in.

Thanks gang, its probably going to be a lay back and take it easy kind of day. :rolleyes:

Sorry about the late reply my brother, but Happy Birthday, and all the best to Jackie, and the rest of the family also.

Sounds like a job for Ted Nugent.

Hey Nate its great to hear from you, and thats really fantastic news. just dont be a stranger around here.

You probably should pin this one Joe.

Or possibly the present, depending on the time of day.

Subject: Headache HEADACHE REMEDY A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."

As am I.

The redneck version of shawn.

I would think changing ones passwords would be in order.