rainbowdemon

Not bad at all. It's growing!! :D

Hello!! Welcome to all guests. We are a new site. We are all music-lovers, and avid users of p2p. If you feel the same way,check the site out. And if you like what you see, you are more than welcome to join us. We would love to have you!! Don't be shy, we don't bite!! lol :D :D

I'm on it!!

To all guests. Ive been seeing a lot of guests browsing the forums. If you like it here, you are more than welcome to sign up. We would love to have you as members. :D

It Sure Is!!

A real classic. And one of my favorites from the 70's.

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This one has been around a while. But it's still funny!!

A couple were marking their 50th anniversary and after a few pre-dinner drinks and a couple of celebratory glasses of wine, the man says to his wife, "Vesta, we've had a great life together, with blessings and contentment. But there's something I've always wondered about. Would you tell me the truth? Have you ever been unfaithful to me? "She hesitated a moment before I heard her say, "Yes, Sidney, three times." Looking a bit shocked, he then asked, "Three times? How could that happen?" Vesta lowered her voice, and said "Well, do you remember that right after we were married we were so broke that the bank was about to foreclose on our little house?" Sidney nodded and admitted that those were really difficult times. "And remember when I went to see the banker one night and the next day the bank extended our loan?" Vesta asked. By the look on her husband's face I knew this was tough to hear, but he nodded and said quietly, "Things were bad then, I remember, so I guess I can forgive you." He hesitated before asking, "When was the second time?" She bit her lower lip before saying, "Do you remember years later when you nearly died of a heart problem and because our insurance wasn't very good, we couldn't afford an operation?" Sidney acknowledged that he did remember. Vesta went on to add, "Then you also recall that after I went to see the doctor he performed the operation at no cost?" Sidney nodded again and admitted that although the confession shocked him, he understood that she did what she did for love of him, and he forgave her. "So what was the third time?" Vesta lowered her head and said, "Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club and you needed 37 more votes?"

I don't know code, except for a little very basic html. But I do have the maturity and common sense to moderate. As for getting more people here, I've been spamming all over the place. It's probably going to be a slow growth. But that could be good. That way I think we would get more serious members. Instead of a bunch of people who sign up on impulse and never come back.

That's what we are striving for!!

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the news. "So, did you jump?" the father asked. "Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!" "Is that when you jumped?" asked the father. "Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door." "Did you jump then?" asked the father. "I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my butt." "So, did you jump?" "Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds. He said to me, 'Boy, are you gonna jump or not?' I said, "No, sir. I'm too scared, so the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took his penis out. I swear it was about ten inches long and big around as a baseball bat! He said, 'Boy, either you jump out that door or I'm sticking this baby up your ass.' "So, did you jump?" asked the father. "Well, a little, at first.

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Are you sure that shouldn't be Damn triplets? As in "damn! damn! damn!" Excellent point!!!

Am I at the best new site around?

The latest news on this says Jackson is expected to surrender. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...hael_jackson_80

Stevie Nicks is another favorite!! :D

Do you have a favorite female musician? I mean serious rockers, not girl-group fluff! One I've always liked is Nancy Wilson of Heart.

Although reports of this news surfaced a few days ago on KOMA TV, the implications remain far-reaching. A Seattle area teenager named Megan Dickenson is the latest victim of the RIAA's terrorism campaign against the American people. http://www.slyck.com/news.php?story=303

The Dahm Triplets! :D :D :D

Where am I?

Don't know myself.

Agreed. But who do you think is tying up the phone line?? lol :D

A seven year old Pennsylvania boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a high court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt. The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone. The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him. Custody was yesterday granted to the Pittsburgh Steelers, as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone!

The handsome prince announced that a grand ball would be held to which everyone was invited. Cinderella was excited but her wicked step mother and the ugly sisters would not let her go. She was sitting disconsolately amid the ashes when her fairy godmother appeared before her. "Why are you so sad, Cinderella?" "Because my step mother and step sisters won't let me go to the ball" "You shall go to the ball, Cinderella. I will provide you with the most beautiful dress and glass slippers, a coach and horses and footmen to attend you." "Oh, thank you, fairy godmother." "There is just one condition, Cinderella, and listen to it carefully. You must be home by midnight because if you are not, on the stroke of midnight your vagina will turn into a melon". Cinderella accepted this condition and in the twinkling of an eye the promised goodies were before her and she set off for the ball. The ball was as wonderful as she expected. She danced with the handsome prince who only had eyes for her and, when the interval came she went into supper on the arm of the prince and sat opposite him. The first course was a slice of melon and the sight of this recalled to Cinderella's mind the condition which her fairy godmother had imposed. Cinderella felt sad that she had to go home so early and picked up her knife and fork to start on her slice of melon. The prince, on the other hand, ignored his knife and fork. He seized the slice of melon in both hands and buried his face in it. He took the flesh into his mouth and slurped over it as he sucked and swallowed the succulent fruit. He did not stop until he had got every drop of goodness from it. He took the rind away from his face and juices were running down his chin. He said to Cinderella as he laid the rind aside, "What time do you have to be home?" "About half past two," she replied.