Hemoglobin Harry

Where the hell is Wolfie? It's been months since he posted. At that time I believe he said he figured he'd be around more.

When I clicked on the thread I assumed he was going to call for a German invasion of Poland. I was brought up to believe wasting food was wrong too.

Unless she's showing up for personal appearances drunk they should bite her.

I look at that whole situation and wonder who the asshole was. I haven't heard or seen lots about him going out and being a tard. I bet she gets a big tatoo next.

Evel Knievel doesn't care about Black people.

The original story of Hanukkah will tell you about the oil. A lot of people still use oil because it's sort of traditional. Candles are easier.

I wish I was the neighbor's dog.

Just go in and search member database --> Shawn reset password email member? - yep

? That pass didn't let me into my account. Then I thought maybe it was for this account but this one is unchanged.

I got nada.

He came in through my account? Can someone reset my password? I'm locked out.

Probably the best movie Kevin Smith has ever made. Certainly my favorite of the year. Loved how he tied it all in. Never really realized how hot Rosario Dawson was before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWlcLzj1df8 I don't know if it's funny but it is shocking.

A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken. "What's the moral of that story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher. Next, little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are Farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'." "That was a fine story Sarah." said the teacher. "Michael, do you have a story to share?" "Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whisky on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands." "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" "Stay the fuck away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking."

Child 1: Mom, why am I named Lily? Mom: Because when you were born, a lily petal drifted down and landed on your head. Child 2: Mom, why am I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born, a rose petal drifted down and landed on your head. Child 3 - makes gurgling noise and gestures Mom: Shut up, cinder block!

A K-State student was stopped by a game warden at Tuttle Creek Lake recently. The student had two ice chests full of fish. The game warden, a KU grad, asked him, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "No, sir, I don't have a license. These are my pet fish," replied the Wildcat. "Every night I take my fish out to Tuttle Creek and let them swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take them home." The warden said, "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" The K-Stater looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you, it really works." "OK, I've GOT to see this!" responded the warden. The K-Stater poured the fish into Tuttle Creek and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?" "Well what?" "When are you going to call them back?" "Call who back?" "The FISH!" yelled the game warden. "What fish?"

Why is the space between a Woman's hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of breasts there.

Mother superior walks through the convent at eleven. "Come on girls, it's late; candles out" /pop!

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is stretched back enjoying a cigarette with a very satisfied smile across his face. The egg is frowning and looking extremely frustrated. The egg sighs and says, "Guess we answered that question."

The worst sin of the first movie was to leave Tom Bombadil out of the story. I understand why they left him out from a plot stand-point, but I think it was a mistake. Now Tolkien has millions upon millions of fans who can't even take part in a debate about what Bombadil was.

I thought it was really cool that the red shell was there. As well, I'm pretty embarrassed that I didn't know I could do that with the laptop gun.

The timing is too useful.

Just the kind of borderline civil disobedience I can latch onto. It wouldn't be kidnapping it would be unlawful detainment.

Her solo album really put a tear in my eye. No really.

Nice.