Satan

You were sayin'?

Cock flavored soup is so bland...if you want a real treat, try this...hmmmm

This is very fine work, kind sir. I could use this in my bourdoir :)

Impersonator!

I need a head count on the number of city councilmen Las Vegas has...you know where they are surely headed

My kind of weather :)

Perhaps I can be of service :)

I had nothing to do with it. What do people expect? Duh... It's a Dell, stupid.

"Morally inappropriate"... Oil ain't gonna be the only thing to burn when whoever said this meets his maker I think I will dedicate a song in the meanwhile to our nice friends at Shell - sound familiar, guys: Running the World

Idle time, makes idle minds :)

Bravo...

Then she must be a pretty thing! And thank you Kiwi for the compliment of my mugshot - kinda like it myself :D We should talk - you seem like a man who knows how to conduct business - perhaps I can help you in your line of work, eh?

It's amazing what a little contract with you know who can do to keep ya lookin' young for a long, long time! :)

i should control it - end of debate.

Thank you, Kiwi. Please allow me to introduce myself -- actually, Ive been around for a long, long time :) I trust you will also sign Mr. Boo's petition?

I can see my good work has not been done in jest :) *** As to my weekend, PH said it best: If You Really Wanna Know

I'd be happy to sign for you, Mr. Boo :)