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nice one red......

i must confess to being quite partial to a rare sirloin steak...however, as a general rule of thumb, steaks do not taste any good with the cowhide still on them..what to do with all those spare cowhides then???? :) :rolleyes: i do, however hasten to add that i do not condone anybody eating monkey...which is just as well, because i don`t think that monkeyfur is any good for making into carseat covers...... :P :P :bigsmile:

Pull up your pants!! i love it!!....my kinda guy....my kinda bill..i`d vote for it...i hate that fashion... :bigsmile: :bigsmile: DUNLAP, Ind. -- An outraged father of a seventh-grader says an assistant principal duct-taped his son's pants to keep them from sagging then sent him back to class. Scott Allison told the Concord School Board on Monday that his 12-year-old son, Spencer, said last week that a teacher asked him to lift his shirt after she noticed the boy's underwear was showing above his pants, a violation of Concord Junior High School's dress code. She sent him to Assistant Principal Patricia Walters, who told Spencer to pull up his pants and tuck in his shirt, Allison said. "She then proceeded to duct tape his waist, three times around the waist," said Allison. "Then she sent him back to class, in front of his peers." He said he worried his son would be mocked by his classmates at the school in the town about 20 miles east of South Bend....... " I would have skipped the duct tape and used a stapler. " " Visible asscrack is a privilege reserved for us fat guys working in the trades. " As Dennis Leary would say, "Pull up your pants!!"

and don`t they just make a lovely couple.........i`m sure that they`ll both be very happy together........that bloody internet.... :rolleyes:

good article.....i find exeem crashes a lot, especially the search panel/module and it seems very slow compared to say, something like bitspirit (which i like and find to have really fast download speeds), or torrentstorm, which seems to be another fairly fast client in terms of download speed....

another usless poll......

" Justice Resnick, 65, of Ottawa Hills is the only Democrat remaining on the state's seven-member high court. " ........something stinks.........

from the ' What could i possibly have been thinking " and " It seemed like a good idea at the time " department...... Tue Feb 8, 2005 1:57 AM GMT LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror has reported. Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off", the paper said on Tuesday. read more......... http://today.reuters.co.uk/News/newsArticl...D-TESTICLES.XML

pretty commercial site for a jail facility and sheriffs dept isn` t it?...i would think that the invasion of privacy in this context would amount to significant human rights abuses..it` s the same as privatising a public prison which i don`t agree with...in my view the state shouldn`t profit from the dispensing of public justice......

do not, repeat, do not tell these people where these artifacts are going to be displayed, even if it is in another country...........there will be no penises do you hear me!!! I SAID NO PENISES!! http://www.beatking.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=10852

another dumb poll.....some of those choices are pretty good, but on the whole its mostly drab, middle of the road stuff.........

kia ora jam night jack..welcome to beatking.....i hadn`t heard of this band but i`ve had a listen and they don`t sound too bad.....the vocals sound quite country on " baby coffee ".... :)

my advice would be for someone, (with britneys best interests at heart of course) to advise her to invest in a set of kneepads....3 sets actually.....there would be the "i`m kneeling down because i want to " set....the " i was pushed over and that`s why i`m kneeling down " set and the " Tactical Applications " set, otherwise known as the " blowjob " set which comes in assorted spandex colours.....that one of course is self - explanatory

many thanks friends, for your kind words.........its been a blast (time and posts certainly fly when you`re having fun)......looking forward to the next thousand.....it seems to me that there are some very smart folks on beatking.....long may it stay that way.... :D

steve vai...bad horsie.....heavy, heavy, heavy riffing...go steve.....from the dvd " live at the astoria " Steve Vai - Guitar, Vocals Billy Sheehan - Bass Tony Macalpine - Guitar, Keyboards Virgil Donati - Drums Dave Weiner - Guitar

wow...bad news....high as a kite huh? :(

there`s no section on her site that deals with lipsynching..you`d think that ashlee would want to let everyone in on the secret...... there is a music section...

oh well...at least the survivors of the turtles, Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan, went on to make decent music as The Phlorescent Leech And Eddie and also did some good stuff with frank zappa.......

i know red, i`m sick in many ways..i can`t help it.... i`m obssessively fastidious .......

this was a brilliant version of " war of the worlds ".... A double album *rock musical* version of H.G. Wells' sci-fi classic, "The War Of The Worlds"? Many people would laugh at such an idea. But in 1978, musician/songwriter/producer Jeff Wayne actually did it, and created one of rock's most supreme concept albums. Although the album has always been much more popular in Britain and other parts of Europe (even having a multi-year UK album-chart run rivaling Pink Floyd's "Dark Side Of The Moon"), it nonetheless has a strong cult following in North America.I first became aware of the "War Of The Worlds" album a little over a decade ago, when I discovered that Justin Hayward, the lead singer for The Moody Blues (one of my all-time favorite bands) was singing on it. Curious, I picked up a vinyl copy of the album at a used record store, dropped the needle on Side One, and I was instantly hooked. I'd never heard anything like it before. The way the Martian-invasion narrative is brilliantly sustained from beginning to end, and, of course, Jeff Wayne's incredible music score that matches it. No question about it, "War Of The Worlds" is quite an acheivement. 22 years after it's initial release, the album still sounds just as fresh & exciting now as it did back then. A true classic.Besides the legendary, commanding voice of Richard Burton as the album's narrator, Jeff Wayne's stunning music rocks ("Horsell Common & The Heat Ray"), rouses ("Brave New World"), has incredible beauty ("Forever Autumn"), and, at turns, is effectively eerie ("The Red Weed"). The musicianship that Wayne has ensembled for the album is first-rate, from great singers like Justin Hayward, David Essex, Thin Lizzy's Phil Lynott & Julie Covington, to incredible musicians like Jo Partridge, Herbie Flowers, Chris Spedding, and Jeff Wayne himself. The album has amazing moods, atmospherics & sound effects, and the surprise twist at the album's end still gives me goosebumps to this day! There's no doubt in my mind that H.G. Wells himself would've been very happy, indeed, with this powerful musical treatment of his story. B0000025CO.01

i can`t work out what it is....it`s bloody annoying thing!!!!

and there`s this...i`ll stop now... :rolleyes: FASTIDIOUS horses Russian title: Koni priveredlivye Along the ledge of the abyss, on the very edge of it, I lash my horses out, urging them on... Running out of air, I drink the wind, I swallow the fog, I feel with a damned extasy that I am done for, done for! Slow down a bit, my horses, slow down! Don't listen to the tight whip! But I got some FASTIDIOUS horses - I didn't finish living, now my song will be cut short. I will let my horses drink, I will finish my verse - For a moment, at least, I will stand on the edge.... When I am gone - the hurricane will sweep me, a snowflake off the palm, And horses will pull my sleigh at full speed on the snow that morning, Pace yourselves, my horses, Lengthen the way to my last shelter, even for a little bit! Slow down, my horses, slow down! The whip is not your overseer! But I got some fastidious horses - I didn't finish living, now my song will be cut short. I will let my horses drink, I will finish my verse - For a moment, at least, I will stand on the edge.... We've come in time: there is no such thing as being late for God, - Why do then those angels sing so viciously? Or is it a bluebell that grew numb from sobbing? Or is it me, crying for the horses not to carry the sleigh so fast?! Slow down a bit, my horses, slow down! I beg you, do not tear away at such mad pace! But I got some fastidious horses - I didn't live enough, at least I should finish my song! I will let my horses drink, I will finish my verse - For a moment, at least, I will stand on the edge....

and this one...well you DID ask..... CATS - the original London version Soundtrack Lyrics - Bustopher Jones Lyrics Bustopher Jones is not skin and bones In fact, he's remarkably fat He doesn't haunt pubs - he has eight or nine clubs For he's the St. James's Street Cat! He's the cat we all greet as he walks down the street In his coat of FASTIDIOUS black No commonplace mousers have such well-cut trousers Or such an impeccable back In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names is The name of this Brummel of cats And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to By Bustopher Jones in white spats In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names is The name of this Brummel of cats And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to By Bustopher Jones in white spats My visits are occasional to the Senior Educational And it is against the rules For any one cat to belong both to that And the Joint Superior Schools For a similar reason when game is in season I'm found not at Fox's but Blimp's I am frequently seen at the gay Stage and Screen Which is famous for winkles and shrimps In the season of venison I give my ben'son To the Pothunter's succulent bones And just before noon's not a moment too soon To drop in for a drink at the Drones When I'm seen in a hurry there's probably curry At the Siamese or at the Glutton If I look full of gloom then I've lunched at the Tomb On cabbage, rice pudding and mutton In the whole of St. James's is the smartest of names is The name of this Brummel of cats And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to By Bustopher Jones in white Bustopher Jones in white Bustopher Jones in white spats So, much in this way passes Bustopher's day At one club or another he's found It can be no surprise that under our eyes He has grown unmistakably round He's a twenty-five pounder, or I am a bounder And he's putting on weight everyday But I'm so well preserved because I've observed All my life a routine, and I'd say I am still in the prime, I shall last out my time That's the word from the stoutest of cats It must and it shall be spring in Pall Mall While Bustopher Jones wears white Bustopher Jones wears white Bustopher Jones wears white spats! Macavity!

and so does this little number by Faye Wong???...... Spring's Last Blossom* (track 1) Every ant has a pair of eyes and a nose Whether or not it is beautiful Whether or not it misses by a hair What does it matter? Every human being cries in times of sadness [And] eats to satisfy hunger The difference can't be bigger than heaven and earth It's nothing to be excited about There's too much fascination, too little logic [One plays] too many games Only because of curiosity What else would warrant Such hysteria? What would make one lose all hope? Each and every idol is also this way Once-revered idols Disappear one by one Who was once a sinner, who is God? What kind of miracle do we await? In the end I'm left alone I can't be overly FASTIDIOUS In the end I face myself And don't really approve of what I see I'd be suspicious of anyone Who gives me the whole world I'm elated** Yet spring's last blossom has bloomed Each and every person Who is more beautiful? Each and every person Who is sweeter? Each and every person Who is easier? It's no big deal Every ant will remain unruffled No matter who it brushes by What does it matter? Every human being will tremble with fear On encountering someone (s)he loves

i don`t know but the Flying Luttenbachers?? use the word to describe their album Gods of Chaos......Weasel Walter, the drummer and leader of this Chicago ensemble promises "a more fastidious music" integrating the band's current crazed attack with his love of spacey and discordantly operatic '70s prog rock like Magma and Yes' Relayer album.. :wha':