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This stoner went to a bar. He hasn`t had any weed in awhile. He saw this chick leaning on the cigarette machine in a dark corner and decided to talk to her.He says 'Hey baby i know this is a little forward but i dont get out much so im willing to take a chance. Why dont me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and maybe uh, get it on.' She looked up at the stoner and said - 'I cant right now, im on my menstrual cycle.' The stoner scratched his head and thought for a second -' it's ok I'll follow you, I'm on my honda. '...

Madonna marked the start of construction of her school for girls in Malawi yesterday by planting a tree at the planned site of the $15 million school. read more: http://fwd4.me/1T6 source: AP image: Fair Use/AP/Screengrab: MADONNA cutting the ribbon at the ground breaking ceremony for the Raising Malawi Academy for Girls

Robbie Williams stared out into space and his eyes rolled in their sockets. "Good evening, everybody, you nearly made me cry," he told his audience. "... but I realised it's not The X Factor." read more source: INDEPENDENT <object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTJfNP1VEnw&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTJfNP1VEnw&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTJfNP1VEnw&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object> image: Fair Use/photobucket: ROBBIE WILLIAMS

50 Cent has lost "a few million" in the current worldwide recession, and has curbed his buying and selling of diamonds. read more: http://fwd4.me/1Su source: BANG! SHOWBIZ image: Fair Use/photobucket: 50 CENT

British singer Morrissey was rushed to hospital after collapsing on stage yesterday with breathing problems, emergency services said. read more: http://fwd4.me/1SZ source: AP image: Fair Use/www.cluas.com: MORRISSEY

Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, his spokeswoman said Sunday. read more: http://fwd4.me/1Ke source: AP image: Fair Use/photobucket: ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER

or....you could have Mary Cheney at the monitor and your 12 yr old daughter going through the scan... :lol:

A young pizza shop worker and computer whiz withdrew nearly $30,000 in cash in one hour after using an ATM manual and information gleaned from the internet to hack into automatic teller machines. read more: http://fwd4.me/1AM source: brisbanetimes.com.au VID: poor vid and audio quality...but funny anyway.. image: Fair Use/www.frasercoastchronicle.com.au/Jules Faber: ATM HACKER...."stumbled across a system which could cheat ATMs out of thousands of dollars."

Russia has been a big market for counterfeit music, movies and computer programs from around the world, but at least one Russian product has been pirated worldwide: the Kalashnikov assault rifle. read more: http://fwd4.me/1A7 source: Associated Press image: Fair Use/photobucket: KALASHNIKOV AK-47

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choice one mates....

i`m running windoze 7 but i`ve got the " pirated edition" xp model as well Red and i use it quite a bit....i`ve got a truckload of tweaked XP builds..they all work too..

Artists including Pearl Jam, R.E.M., Nine Inch Nails and Rage Against The Machine have formed a coalition to support US President Barack Obama's efforts to close the Guantanamo Bay prison camp. read more: http://fwd4.me/130 source: WENN.com image: Fair Use/photobucket: GUANTANAMO BAY

Rocker John Mayer has defended his decision to sing about smoking marijuana on his new single. read more: http://fwd4.me/12y source: WENN.com image: Fair Use/twitpic.com: JOHN MAYER....smokin`...

Nokia, the world's largest mobile phone manufacturer, today launched a legal attack on Apple in the US courts, alleging the iPhone infringes 10 of its patents. The move could cost the Californian technology firm tens of millions of dollars. read more: http://fwd4.me/129 source: The Guardian.co.uk image: Fair Use/tech2.in.com: NOKIA v APPLE....the gloves come off

Three years after Microsoft introduced the bug-ridden and poorly received Windows Vista to the world, Microsoft launches Windows 7 today knowing full well that another disaster like Vista could spell curtains for the once indomitable software giant. read more: http://fwd4.me/11U source: SMH.com.au/Technology image: Fair Use/Supplied/Screengrab: WINDOZE SE7EN: Spiros Giokaris buys the world's first copy of Windows 7 from Gerry Harvey at Harvey Norman's midnight launch in Aussie last night

Guatemalan and US anti-drug agents have captured a semi-submersible vessel loaded with 10 tonnes of cocaine off the country's Pacific coast, Guatemala's anti-drug prosecutor said. read more: http://fwd4.me/11G source: AFP images:Fair Use/colombiareports.com/img201.imageshack.us: DRUG SUB and DRUG BUST....U.S. anti drug agents and the Guatemalan Army intercepted three Colombians and a Mexican in a small submarine carrying ten tons of cocaine off the Central American Pacific coast on Wednesday.

Rapper Lil Wayne pleaded guilty to attempted criminal possession of a weapon in a July 2007 incident and will serve a year in prison, New York City prosecutors said. read more: http://fwd4.me/115 source: Reuters image: Fair Use/www.babble.com: LIL WAYNE

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. It may sound like an unlikely solution to the debate over illegal file sharing but Tom Majerczak insists it's the way forward for his fledgling independent rock label Hobbledehoy. read more: http://fwd4.me/112 source: The Age image: Fair Use/Supplied/Screengrab: TOM MAJERCZAK/HOBBLEDEHOY RECORDS http://hobbledehoyrecords.com/

Fans of soccer star and model David Beckham will soon be able to share lovemaking sessions with the hearthrob - his face features on a new range of condoms. read more: http://fwd4.me/10Y http://fwd4.me/10Z source: WENN.com/BANG Media International images: Fair Use/TripleMMM/Screengrab/photobucket: DAVID BECKHAM

Three New York prison officials have quit their jobs following a scandal involving rapper Foxy Brown. read more: http://fwd4.me/10S source: WENN.com image: Fair Use/photobucket: FOXY BROWN

Kanye West has pulled a controversial new video from his official website. read more: http://fwd4.me/10N source: WENN.com image: Fair Use/photobucket: KAYNE WEST

Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine has hit out at fellow rockers Blessed By A Broken Heart after learning a member of the band racially abused his guitar technician. read more: http://fwd4.me/10G source: WENN.com images: Fair Use/photobucket: DAVE MUSTAINE/BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART

Ravi Shankar, the Indian musician who worked with The Beatles and is the father of top-selling singer-songwriter Norah Jones, will be one of the stars of next year's New Zealand International Arts Festival. read more: http://fwd4.me/101 source: The Dominion Post images: Fair Use/photobucket: RAVI SHANKAR....He is best known as a composer and sitar player, who became famous outside India in the mid 60s when his music was heard by The Beatles' George Harrison.

Miley Cyrus has recorded a duet with Timbaland. read more: http://fwd4.me/0zi source: Bang! Showbiz image: Fair Use/photobucket: MILEY CYRUS