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    Sorry Ladies

    in Kickin' it

    Posted

    Yoda is now off the market. I now have got married. You can read the whole wedding here.

    Cirga says:

    Welcome.

    Cirga says:

    Who is the bride to be?

    YoDa says:

    Kiana

    YoDa says:

    the * thing

    * says:

    me

    Cirga says:

    Something quick then?

    Cirga says:

    /me puts on his white collar

    Cirga says:

    /me pulls out his bible

    YoDa says:

    yes

    YoDa says:

    cool

    Cirga says:

    Very well.

    * says:

    lol

    YoDa says:

    shhh kiana he is talking

    Cirga says:

    Yoda do you take Kiana to be your lawfully wedded internet wife till death d you part?

    YoDa says:

    I do

    Cirga says:

    Kiana do you take Yoda to be your lawfully wedded internet husband tilld eath do you part?

    YoDa says:

    oh no she ran away

    * says:

    i do

    Cirga says:

    Yoda repeat after me.

    YoDa says:

    ok

    Cirga says:

    I Yoda promise to love and cherish Kiana....

    YoDa says:

    I Yoda promise to love and cherish Kiana....

    Cirga says:

    And help her with computer problems day and night....

    YoDa says:

    And help her with computer problems day and night....

    Cirga says:

    And to support her with all my heart.

    YoDa says:

    And to support her with all my heart.

    Cirga says:

    Kiana repeat after me.

    * says:

    k

    Cirga says:

    I Kiana promise to love and cherish Yoda....

    * says:

    i Kiana prmise to love and cheish yoda....

    Cirga says:

    And to provide him with cute pink letters and other various things of that nature on the net...

    * says:

    And to prvide him wiht cute pink letters and other vairous things of nature on the et

    Cirga says:

    And to support him with all my heart.

    * says:

    net*

    * says:

    and to support him with all my heat

    * says:

    heart

    Cirga says:

    By the power invested to me by Microsoft Instant Messenger. I pronounce you internet husband and wife. Yoda you may kiss the bride.

    YoDa says:

    cool

    YoDa says:

    /me kisses Cirga

    Cirga says:

    YoDa says:

    i mean Kiana

    YoDa says:

    lol

    Cirga says:

    You two have a lovely day. Here's to you

    The Wizard's Suggestions

    in Metal

    Posted

    My favorite bands are:

    Slipknot, Korn, Mudvayne, Poision the well, Coal Chamber, Hatebreed, alice in chains, smashing pumpkins, Murderdolls, Hed Pe, Trapt, Tool, Stone Sour, Kittie.

    That isnt much but it is better then what I used to listen to. shootin'

    Are You, Or Were Your Parents, Spankers?

    in Kickin' it

    Posted

    ya, I also wanted people to know that watch the news and see this stuff and say why didnt they call the cops earlier or something, its not that simple. the cops cant keep him forever. Soon he would of got out of jail or whatever and be right back. So if your asking why we didnt just call the cops we didnt cause most likely he would get out of jail and come over and burn the house down or something. and trust me he didnt just run his mouth either he actually did stuff so you had to watch what you did. Luckly he cheated on my mom and moved out. But now if he stilled lived with us and did that stuff I think it would be a whole diffrent story...

    Are You, Or Were Your Parents, Spankers?

    in Kickin' it

    Posted

    Well, Sense we are talking about our past lifes and violence lets just talk about my wonderful past. This isnt even close to everything but I will just put the stuff i remember.

    First My mom and dad got divorced which I didnt mind cause I was like 2 or 3. Then my mom made probly the biggest mistake ever and she met up with a guy named rob. The first year Rob was pretty cool but when he moved in with us things went down hill. He would go out and get drunk come back and want money from my mom to buy crack. When my mom didnt have money he would beat her and break things and all that good stuff He didnt even give a shit when I was watching he would still go at it. Then he would beat the shit out of me just cause I didnt clean my room or something stupid like that. and it wasnt just spankings either it was smacking and punching. Then when we moved to our house we got a dog and a cat which I both really loved. and he didnt like cats at all but he still got one. like the 3rd day it was in the kitchen and the cat all of a sudden was choking and not able to breathe.. rob just said he choked on a chiken bone which is a bunch of shit. The cat was almost beating every day thrown down the stairs all that before finally my mom moved him down to work with her. So now it was all the dog. The dog was still a puppy and was not fully potty trained and one night rob was yelling at my mom for something and the dog got real scared and peed and thats when all hell broke loose and he beat the shit out of it. he threw it around the house, then he went in the bathroom real quick and washed his hands and I was in bed and he screamed at me say goodbye to your dog.. then all of a sudden I heard the dog go flying down the stairs and then I didnt see it but my mom told me he was beating the dog on the head with a hammer until the dog was down and out. But he did not die. but finally he found himself another girlfriend and was planning to move out with her which he finally did. So he was cheating on my mom and it was a good thing ;). Only 2 hamsters, 2 birds died through all this.

    Hope this wasnt so bad either. I kinda like to talk about it sometimes to get it off my chest. Feels good cause somedays I wanna grab a bat and go find his ass.

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