It's Anal Sex Month!

[DudeAsInCool]

04-08-11 - Wireless Flash Weird News

Get Behind Celebrating Anal Sex Month

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) -- Here's a holiday we can all get behind: August is "National Anal Sex Month."

For the last three years, the Good Vibrations sex toy shop in San Francisco has celebrated August as "Anal Sex month" because, as spokeswoman Niki Khanna says, "the month has a lot of A's."

Khanna believes having a whole month dedicated to anal sex means people aren't as touchy about the subject as in years past.

However, she says the big challenge is convincing people that the activity doesn't "...have to involve penetration. Some people just like being touched on the tip."

She's got a busy few weeks ahead of her because Anal Sex Month is already one-third completed. Khanna is just getting the word out because she admits she got behind in her work.

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-08-11/1010302.html

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Now this is news you can use! :good job:

[Redneck4sure]

Now this is news you can use! :good job:

Some people more than others!

[DudeAsInCool]

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[Ken]

Jesus Loves.....

.............Anal sex?

What's next, "rape your hamster" month, or how about "Cat ball licking" for Moony.

What kind of retard dreams this shit up?

Ohh, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, and December, how you are abused.

Ok, seriously; for that last line, how many of you thought I was going to break into a song....

[DJSuntoucher]

First i have heard of it, oh well..........better start celebrating then.

<_>

[Shawn]

What kind of retard dreams this shit up?

Sex shop owners in San Fran I guess.

We should be asking why somebody actually wrote about it.

[Ken]

Well, it's in the weird news......

It's not weird, rather it's fucking stupid, besides, everyone keeps messing with the months of the year, and that pisses me off.

I'm guessing August will be filing suit against them in the coming days. I support August in it's quest for justice.

[GabrielYoungFan]

I am not surprised the the least that the Dude posted this. Now where is Joeyz? Huh?? LOL :)

[Redneck4sure]

I am not surprised the the least that the Dude posted this. Now where is Joeyz? Huh?? LOL :)

Not surprised either. After all, Dude is a Californie liberal and we all know how strange they can be.

Joeyz is prolly behind a farm animal somewhar. He'll be around here later and will surely check out this thread. :rolleyes:

[joeyz]

Anal sex? Are they only refering to human-human?

:change note: I feel like chicken tonight ... like chicken tonight! :change note: :change note:

Edited August 14, 2004 by joeyz

[Redneck4sure]

I hate to tell you I told you so......but I did. I knew Joeyz would check out this thread!! Those Georgia boys are predictable! :bigsmile:

[joeyz]

What backwoods hillbilly couldn't resist a title like "it's anal sex month!" anyone for dualing banjos? lol

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Just so "Anal Sex" doesn't take all the gold, here are some other special events during this month...

Month:

Home Business Month

National Catfish Month

Children's Vision & Learning Month

Medic- alert Awareness Month

American Artist Appreciation Month

National Golf Month

National Inventors Month

National Back To School Month

Family Fun Month

Foot Health Month

National Watermelon Month

Children's Good Manners Month

National Literacy Month

Romance Awareness Month

National Hypnosis Awareness Month

National Data Entry Month

Family Eye Care Month

National Water Quality Month

International Air Travel Month

National Peach Month

National Child Support Enforcement Month

Admit You're Happy Month

Almost Too Late to Get a Tan Month

Architecture Month

Berry Month

Eat Dessert First Month

International Breastfeeding Month

National Little League Baseball Month

National Napping Month

National Parks Month

National Sandwich Month

Pooh Friendship Month

This week:

Knights of Columbus Family Week - Week Two

National Bargain Hunting Week - Week Two

National Apple Week - Week Two

Elvis Week - Week Two

National Resurrect Romance Week - Week Two

Next week:

Air Conditioning Appreciation Week - Week Three

Don't Wait - Celebrate! Week - Week Three

American Dance Week - Week Three

National Aviation Week - Week Three

Thanks for All the Gifts Week - Week Three

Weird Contest Week - Week Three

Today:

13- Gals Night Out - Second Friday in August

13- Blame Someone Else Day

13- Annie Oakley's Birthday Born in 1860.

13- International Left Handers Day

13- Cowardly Lion Day (Birthday of Bert Lahr,cowardly lion in the "Wizard of Oz")

13- Eyeglasses Birthday 1287

13- Greyhound Bus Birthday 1914

13- Roller Derby Birthday - 1935

13- Taxicab Birthday - 1907

13- Trail Mix Day

Tomorrow :

14- Kool-Aid Day - Second Saturday in August

14- National Garage Sale Day - Second Saturday in August

14- Senior Citizens Day

14- National Creamsicle Day

14- National Financial Awareness Day

14- Color Book Day 1457

14- Alfred Hitchcock's Birthday

14- Felix the Cat's Birthday

14- Wiffle Ball Birthday 1953

14- Driving License Test Birthday 1893

:psychofun:

[DudeAsInCool]

Just so "Anal Sex" doesn't take all the gold, here are some other special events during this month...

Family Fun Month

Foot Health Month

Romance Awareness Month

Admit You're Happy Month

International Breastfeeding Month

Pooh Friendship Month

National Resurrect Romance Week

Looks like we can mix and match

[Redneck4sure]

13- Blame Someone Else Day

Yeah and by the way....It's all Dude's and Joeyz fault. Dude started this thread and I was lookin for Joeyz when I stopped by cause I knew he'd be here. :angry:

[DudeAsInCool]

I was lookin for Joeyz when I stopped by cause I knew he'd be here.

Lookin for him to celebrate the holiday?

[Redneck4sure]

Lookin for him to celebrate the holiday?

No! I wanted to see if he wanted to go motorcycle ridin'. :)

[joeyz]

Lookin for him to celebrate the holiday? 

No! I wanted to see if he wanted to go motorcycle ridin'. :)

:(

[DudeAsInCool]

I wanted to see if he wanted to go motorcycle ridin'. :)

Is that what you call it in the south?

[Redneck4sure]

Is that what you call it in the south?

Be careful....you are in danger of having your name removed from the "do not cap" list.

[joeyz]

Spear fishing for Dodo sharks is what we call it in the South. His statement didn't contain any sexual innuendo.... did it Redneck? :wha':

[Redneck4sure]

By golly Joeyz.......I think it did! :)

[Wolfie]

Get a room!!!

[DudeAsInCool]

Get a room!!!

By all means - Redneck's outhouse is declasse