Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

Read entire story here.

[DudeAsInCool]

Ouch

[method77]

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

[Redneck4sure]

Well......at 67 he had gotten most of the use out of it.

[Potato]

Did he have bad vision and no feeling in his dick?

[joeyz]

The chicken drove him nuts -> he was furious and not in his right mind... he set out to mutilate a cock .. and I guess he succeeded

[Redneck4sure]

yup! He showed that chicken!!!!!

[jipper]

so, his dogs swallows cock.

HO HO HO

im a mod dontcha know.

[Redneck4sure]

im a mod dontcha know.

Is that new?? I don't remember noticing.

Congrats anyhow!

btw you have the lowest post count I have ever seen.

[jipper]

reckneck i was made a mod like..right at teh very start.

and yes, i dont spam like umma..

[Redneck4sure]

your post count is a NEGATIVE number.

[jipper]

aye...thats because im special and much much better than the average non mod members

[Redneck4sure]

aye...thats because im special and much much better than the average non mod members

and 43% funnier. :rolleyes:

[joeyz]

Oh.... I though it was due to the fact that you are retarded,.... which in turn causes your posts do be so stupid that they make everyone dumber

[Redneck4sure]

He only has 1199 posts to go before he is out of debt. Dude could do that in a week.

[DudeAsInCool]

Oh.... I though it was due to the fact that you are retarded,.... which in turn causes your posts do be so stupid that they make everyone dumber

Nothing to do with retarding - its the 43 percent factor, JoeyZ, and its hypnotic effect. (You will laugh at all posts....you will lauigh at all posts...you will laugh at all posts)

[joeyz]

(You will laugh at all posts....you will lauigh at all posts...you will laugh at all posts)

To bad I can't laugh at all posts... because I might get 'warned' AGAIN 'for lol'ing at the non lolable'

[DudeAsInCool]

That would make you still short of the hynotic quotient by 33 percent

[Redneck4sure]

Hypno guy looks like Elton John with a burr.

Or Koop with glasses.

or Dude after a bath.

[joeyz]

That would make you still short of the hynotic quotient by 33 percent