The Potato suck-up thread

Redneck4sure · June 21, 2004

Hey man, I am starting to see your point. I am not sure she is evil yet but she is kinda bossy and a killjoy. :(

j/k

I remember what my son asked me yrs ago when he was a little toot and my wife didn't want to go somewhere he wanted to go, "Dad, why is it that girls just don't know how to have fun?"

I still haven't found the answer to that one. :)

HolyLiaison · June 21, 2004

Hey man, I am starting to see your point. I am not sure she is evil yet but she is kinda bossy and a killjoy. :(
j/k

I remember what my son asked me yrs ago when he was a little toot and my wife didn't want to go somewhere he wanted to go, "Dad, why is it that girls just don't know how to have fun?"

I still haven't found the answer to that one. :)

That's so true. :bigsmile:

Redneck4sure · June 21, 2004

btw I checked with the police and they said it is illegal to cap em even if they aren't any fun. :wha':

Potato · June 21, 2004

btw I checked with the police and they said it is illegal to cap em even if they aren't any fun. :wha':

lmao, good thing for me huh?

HolyLiaison · June 21, 2004

btw I checked with the police and they said it is illegal to cap em even if they aren't any fun. :wha':

Damn! *throws gun away*

On to plan #2.... :evil:

Redneck4sure · June 21, 2004

Don't throw the gun away. You might need it sometime for something else. They are useful for a variety of things.

Burglars

Bill Collectors

Opening Locked Cars

Put Car Out Of It's Misery

Remove Stuck Jar Lids

Open Cans

Catch Fish Without Fishing Gear

Add Drain Holes To Many Items Where Needed

Add Drain Holes To Many Items Where Not Needed

Very Handy In A Knife Fight

Required To Participate In A Gun Fight

Attract Police Without A Telephone

I will stop there. :)

HolyLiaison · June 21, 2004

Don't throw the gun away. You might need it sometime for something else. They are useful for a variety of things.
Burglars

Bill Collectors

Opening Locked Cars

Put Car Out Of It's Misery

Remove Stuck Jar Lids

Open Cans

Catch Fish Without Fishing Gear

Add Drain Holes To Many Items Where Needed

Add Drain Holes To Many Items Where Not Needed

Very Handy In A Knife Fight

Required To Participate In A Gun Fight

Attract Police Without A Telephone

I will stop there. :)

True... *puts gun back in closet*

I dunno about the jar lids one.... I might shoot off my hand. I have bad aim. :x

DudeAsInCool · June 21, 2004

Don't throw the gun away. You might need it sometime for something else. They are useful for a variety of things.
Burglars

Bill Collectors

Opening Locked Cars

Put Car Out Of It's Misery

Remove Stuck Jar Lids

Very Handy In A Knife Fight

etc...

Phewwww. For a moment, I thought you were gonna include liberals...that very exclusion means that you are not only losing your touch, Redneck, but hanging around here has brainwashed you for the better Welcome to the little red website :)

Redneck4sure · June 21, 2004

Don't throw the gun away. You might need it sometime for something else. They are useful for a variety of things.