Saddam's Interrogation

[Shawn]

McSweeney

excerpt:

Interrogation commenced: 1430 hours

I tried to break the will of SH by showing him an Iraqi newspaper editorial calling for his trial and punishment. SH told me that our Psychological Ops folks obviously printed a fake newspaper. I told him I swore that I bought the paper at an off-base coffeehouse. He insisted it was a fake. I told him I crossed my heart. He said he did not believe me. I asked him what I needed to do to prove to him that it was a real newspaper and he suggested taking him to the off-base coffeehouse to see it firsthand. I asked, but Gen. Farley said absolutely no way. SH didn't say anything else aside from asking how much my PsyOps newspaper subscription cost and if there were any PsyOps coupons in it. I asked where the WMD were and he suggested I look in my copy of PsyOps Weekly.

Interrogation terminated: 1540 hours

[joeyz]

[Ken]

Ken's interrogation:

Ken: I love you, can I have a pony?

Saddam: Sure you c.......

Saddam is cut off, as I shoot him in the penis.

End of interrogation.

[Kooperman]

*Koop files away the Mafia phrase "Can I Have A Pony?" for furthur study....*

[Redneck4sure]

Redneck interrogation

Saddam, where are the wmd? I will count to ten then shoot.

1....

2....

3....

BANG!

He shoulda knowed rednecks kant count.