10 Things That Probably Stressed Meg White

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As you probably know, the White Stripes recently cancelled their tour due to Meg White's acute anxiety. Stereogum notes that New York Magazine has compiled 'Ten Things That Probably Stressed Out Meg White':

1. The cleaners keep washing her whites with her blacks and reds.

2. Difficulty of remembering drum part to "Seven Nation Army."

3. The emotional scarring of having accidentally married her brother.

4. Exhausted from constantly having to talk Jack out of regrowing his mustache.

5. Kanye West not winning a single award at the VMAs — seriously, what was that?!

6. Secretly wants to wear orange, just once.

7. Jack's insistence on recording the next White Stripes album with just a megaphone and a wax cylinder.

8. Upset about Vulture's review of the band's MSG show. Whoops!

9. Wants to try one of her songs for a change.

10. Is actually a great drummer; sick of holding self back to fit Jack's idea of primitivism.

Not to be outdone, Jack@Stereogum has added his own explanations.

10. The constant jiggling of breasts from the first leg of the tour created a chemical imbalance.

9. A UCLA research study proves Jacks incessant talking has been proved to create acute anxiety.

8. The constant understanding that Brian Muldoon would've made a better drummer.

7. It's stressful having an ex-husband who stole your name and used it to form a new family.

6. Pressure from having mono-syllabic first and last names.

5. The realization that you and Kelly Clarkson are the last undiagnosed females in mainstream music.

4. Underlying jealousy issues related to the Raconteurs.

3. Amphetimine addiction from a brief modeling stint.

2. She wanted to put the "cute" in acute anxiety disorder.

1. Improvational set lists wreak havoc on the central nervous system.

Hang in their Meg, it will get better.

[Meehowski]

Whew!!