1000 Ways To Open A Beer Bottle

[DudeAsInCool]

Yeppers - find all the tricks here HERE

[KiwiCoromandel]

how about this dude.....sort of on subject...

"Skilled Vaginal Performers" is a far more accurate description than "Stripper". Their amazing feats are more along the lines of a circus strongman -- demonstrating the potential of the human body.

Using only her Vagina, One of the ladies can:

* Smoke cigarettes

* Pop open a bottle of beer

* Write a letter (with an impressive cowboy illustration as well!!)

* Blow out candles on a birthday cake

* And she can pop balloons using only a blowgun and her vagina!

She is no stripper. Heck, no! She's actually more of a superhero! She should have her own comic book or Saturday morning cartoon.....

source:prehensile tales....really.. :) :)

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or there`s this.......

Dear Gravel Gertie,

Frank has been watching the television and he said he liked Jennifer Lopez's butt. He said my butt ain't big enough. How much does them butt implants cost?

Dear Gisela, butt implants ain't cheap. They start somewhere in the area of $4000 to $8000, and topping off at $10,000 to $14,000 (especially if you ask for the "Chaka Khan Special"). My cousin Brenda Sue saved up all her tips down at the beauty parlor and got butt implants. She couldn't sit on her bruised fanny for almost a month; she said she had to learn to pee like a man.

Now Brenda Sue's pain's all gone, but when she sits, she said it feels like she's sittin' on two bowling balls. She swears up and down that one butt cheek is higher than the other - I can't tell myself, she's always had a peculiar body build anyways. Harvey (her hubby) likes her new larger butt though. He thinks it's really neat how she can open beer bottles between her well-rounded cheeks and bounce quarters off of her behind.... :)

source: Gravel Gertie Briefs Us on Big Butts..

[DudeAsInCool]

One of the ladies can:

* Pop open a bottle of beer

* Blow out candles on a birthday cake

My kind of lady