I stan Bonnie, the cow who pretended to be a deer

[NelsonG]

Friends, hello. I'd like to alert you to the story of Bonnie the cow, a bad bitch who lived with deer for almost a year! Wow.

Bonnie, a hero, escaped slaughter when she was only four-months-old, then took up residence in the forest outside Holland, New York. Once there, she was welcomed by a herd of deer, who let her eat with them, hang out with them, and run with them.

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Before long, Bonnie started to attract attention from the humans in Holland, and — as was her destiny all along — became a local celebrity. The paparazzi tried like hell to capture photos of Bonnie, but, as she was extremely busy, they were only occasionally successful. Read more...

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