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The ``Tongue Massage'' Hits LA


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LOS ANGELES--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Nov. 8, 2005---What is a Tongue Massage? Trendoids & celebs in Beverly Hills and West Hollywood have been seen flocking to the latest in personal pampering -- a Tongue Massage, courtesy of the all-new Silky Smooth® UltraCreamery. It's LA's first MicroCreamery -- cousin of the microbrewery and the hottest new trend in frozen desserts. Guilt-free indulgence has reached new heights with Silky Smooth -- just ask Tyra Banks, Lindsay Lohan, or the Tonight Show® with Jay Leno!!

"The tongue massage includes luscious & velvety taste sensations in a variety of fresh-made flavors -- so fresh, in fact, you can often watch them being made in a unique microcreamery process that is on display to everyone," says Silky Smooth's co-founder Chuck Nix.

Claimed to be the "First-Ever Fusion of Italian Artisan Gelato, Fresh Frozen Custard, and Hand-Cranked Homemade Ice Cream," Silky Smooth has created a whole new category of frozen dessert -- "Ultra Premium Ice Cream," eclipsing the ubiquitous "Super Premiums" by offering a fresher, smoother, tastier, and healthier choice. In fact, Silky Smooth's "Vanilla Explosion" has around 40% less butterfat by weight than the popular Super Premium brands.

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