Goreisms

[Cerebral_Assassin]

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

Vice President Al Gore

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."

Vice President Al Gore, 5/22/98

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

Vice President Al Gore

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared.'"

Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93

"The future will be better tomorrow."

Vice President Al Gore

Edited August 5, 2005 by Cerebral_Assassin

[Ken]

I didn't know Al Gore still existed.

I suppose these would have been funnier in, say, the year 2000.

[CTC Command]

he not only still exists, but he's got his own internet/tv station.

also see...

Edited August 7, 2005 by CTC Command