Think About These

[rainbowdemon]

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:

“Do not use while sleeping”.

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:

“Directions: Use like regular soap”.

(And that would be how???)

On some frozen dinners:

"Serving suggestion: Defrost”.

(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert

(printed on bottom):

"Do not turn upside down”.

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

"Product will be hot after heating”.

(And you thought????...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:

"Do not iron clothes on body”.

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:

"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication”.

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:

"Warning: May cause drowsiness”.

(And...I'm taking this because???)

On most brands of Christmas lights:

"For indoor or outdoor use only”.

(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:

"Not to be used for the other use”.

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts:

"Warning: contains nuts”.

(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts”.

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:

On a child's superman costume:

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly”.

On a Swedish chainsaw:

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals”.

(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while

[method77]

just found these in neowin

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product."

On a snow sled: "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions."

A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks advises it is "Harmful if swallowed."

A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions, "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

Curling iron: "For external use only."

Condom wrapper: "Do not cover testicles."

Hand-held massagers and hair dryers: "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious."

Fast-food coffee cup: "Warning -- Contents may be hot."

Children's cough medicine: "May cause drowsiness. Do not use while operating heavy machinery or driving."

.22 caliber rifle: "Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death."

Printer: "Warning: will deposit ink onto paper."

Peanutbutter jar: "Warning: May contain nuts."

On corn chip bag: "You could be a winner ! No purchase necessary. Details inside."

Menstral cramps medicine: "Not intended for children under 12 or men."

TV dinner: "Remove plastic wrap before eating."

A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: "Remove child before folding."

A bottle of prescription sleeping pills says, "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

A sticker on a toilet at a public facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan actually warns: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."

A container of underarm deodorant says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."

A cartridge for a laser printer warns, "Do not eat toner."

Bathroom cleanser: "For best results, start with clean bathtub before use."

A household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn."

Vodka bottle: "Warning: Not for infants."

A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, "Do not drive with sunshield in place."

Cellphone: "No activation required. Call toll-free to activate."

A bathroom heater says: "This product is not to be used in bathrooms."

A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: "May irritate eyes."

"Do not use snow blower on the roof."

Potato chips: "Warning: Grease in chips may cause anal leakage."

"Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

Washing machine manual: "Caution: You must remove clothes before washing."

Toilet-bowl cleaning brush: "Do not use orally."

Microwave oven manual: "Do not use for drying pets."

Rat poison: "Warning: Not for human consumption."

Gas lawnmower: "Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while engine is running."

Children's Playhouse furniture: "Warning: This is not a toy."

Baseball bat: "Do not operate if you are mentally ill."

Superman child-costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

[Shawn]

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product."

Now there is a company that has been sued before and didn't enjoy the experience.

[method77]

Superman child-costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." hahahaha