Jim Colyer

If You're Beautiful I love you If you're ugly I hate you Come over here And I'll rate you On a scale From one to ten Somebody said that Looks aren't everything He must be blind Looks are all I see I don't care about That spiritual crap Young and good-looking That's where it's at If you're sexy I want you If you're not Then get out Lay down with me And we'll have sex I'll keep you If you pass my test But when you get old Then I'll desert you Put you in a nursing home Never come to see you And when you die I won't be at your funeral I'll be out partying With the next generation Jim Colyer ascap

I don't care about age difference I don't care what society says I don't care about parents or friends Brothers, sisters or cousins I Want You I want you all for myself I Want You Just you, yeah, and nobody else I Want You I've got to have you tonight I Want You Come on, baby, now hold on tight I see your eyes as I kiss your lips Makes me think of everything I've missed My body burns like nuclear flame Everytime you say my name I Want You I want you all for myself I Want You Just you, yeah, and nobody else I Want You I've got to have you tonight I Want You Come on, baby, now hold on tight Come on, baby, it's now or never Let's fuse our bodies together guitar I know you're younger, that's okay Don't have to mention no birthdays Your innocence has left me in heat My experience is hard to beat Chorus Jim Colyer ascap

I put my pen to the paper My subconscious takes over Not sure where it comes from Must be about some ex-lover The songs seem to write themselves Materializing from thin air They keep piling up on my desk Here lately I've been on a tear I'm on Writing Streak They're coming fast and furious Not sure all of them make sense Maybe a few do Writing Streak What I need is a publisher Someone to get me some cuts Is that someone you? My catalog's 500 songs Wrote my first one at 18 There in algebra class The teacher never called on me I moved to Nashville at 29 Put out some records, all were flops They didn't sell, gave them away Don't give a damn, I'll never stop I'm on a Writing Streak They're coming fast and furious Not sure all of them make sense Maybe a few do Writing Streak What I need is a publisher Someone to get me some cuts Is that someone you? I'm on a Writing Streak Writing songs for nerds and geeks Chorus Jim Colyer ascap

Honky Tonk Hollywood It's a country twist Come to Nashvegas If you wanna get kissed Cruising the streets Barbecue tastes good On Lower Broadway Honky Tonk Hollywood You got country music Up on every stage You got Fireball Whisky If you're the right age You got pretty women Wanna be your friend If you're a farmer's son You'll fit right in Honky Tonk Hollywood It's a country twist Come to Nashvegas If you wanna get kissed Cruising the streets Barbecue tastes good On Lower Broadway Honky Tonk Hollywood Solo You got Legend's Corner Now let's dig the band Tootsie's Orchard Lounge Get your neon tan Never know who'll you'll see Luke Bryan or John Rich Maybe Little Big Town Even Taylor Swift Honky Tonk Hollywood It's a country twist Come to Nashvegas If you wanna get kissed Cruising the streets Barbecue tastes good On Lower Broadway Honky Tonk Hollywood Jim Colyer ascap

I don't want your heaven I don't wanna go to your hell You can keep your Jesus Keep the one who fell I Just Wanna Break Even Like a good weekend in Vegas Stay dead when I'm dead Not be reincarnated I don't need religion Preachers, ministers or pastors I sleep in on Sunday Safeguard my money I Just Wanna Break Even Like a good weekend in Vegas Stay dead when I'm dead Not be reincarnated Bridge: Of course, someone will say That I have no choice But he's mired in mythology I almost hear his voice Solo I Just Wanna Break Even Like a good weekend in Vegas Stay dead when I'm dead Not be reincarnated Rap: Billy Graham Oral Roberts Jimmy Swaggart Jerry Falwell Jim Bakker Pat Robertson Benny Hinn Joel Osteen Jack Van Impe Rexella too Eugene Scott Melissa too Liars all Leeches all Crooks all Charlatans all Jim Colyer ascap

She turned 25 just last week A mature woman in her prime Her breasts are lovely, high and firm I marvel at those hips and thighs She's Ripe Like apples on a tree Ripe Like grapes on a vine Ripe Like peaches from the south Ripe This woman's all mine Her eyes, they sparkle oh so blue Her lips are full with tender kiss Her brown hair hangs low on her back Her body's supple, warm and rich. She's Ripe Like apples on a tree Ripe Like grapes on a vine Ripe Like peaches from the south Ripe This woman's all mine And when she gives me all her riches I know that I'm a lucky man Solo She slips out of her lingerie Our naked bodies lay entwined She gives herself so naturally Her sex is hot, it's oh so fine She's Ripe Like apples on a tree Ripe Like grapes on a vine Ripe Like peaches from the south Ripe This woman's all mine Jim Colyer ascap

I've spent a fortune Wasted another one On no count women Running after me I'm a Latter-Day Indiana Jones For astronomy Not archaeology Latter-Day Indiana Jones At star parties around the globe Scoping young beauties On five continents Latter-Day Indiana Jones Every once in a while I happen to score And we consummate Come to my telescope, honey See the craters of the moon I'll show you the rings of Saturn Some young galaxies in bloom We'll rendezvous in my hotel Spend two nights together Then I'm back on the plane And gone forever Latter-Day Indiana Jones At star parties around the globe Scoping young beauties On five continents Latter-Day Indiana Jones Every once in a while I happen to score And we consummate Jim Colyer ascap

Honey, I know you've been out a few times And you're starting to fall for him I see that glow up on your face But you've only seen a part of him I've known him since we were in school And he was wild even back then I'll tell you now, you're on thin ice Don't give your heart when you don't know him He's Got A Wild Side He'll take your love and break you down He'll mess around when you're away I'm telling you now, he's bad news He's Got A Wild Side He's been in trouble with the law Been busted twice for cocaine You'll soon find he's got a short fuse Honey, we've been friends for a long time You know I'd never steer you wrong Find someone else who'll treat you right A man whose love is tender and strong He's Got A Wild Side He'll take your love and break you down He'll mess around when you're away I'm telling you now, he's bad news He's Got A Wild Side He's been in trouble with the law Been busted twice for cocaine You'll soon find he's got a short fuse He was arrested for stalking some girl Hang on and find the one you deserve Chorus Jim Colyer ascap

Beauty Character Personality You have it all Gorgeous Charismatic Classy You made me fall Fairchild I could love you I wish I'd met you Instead of that other one Fairchild I could adore you I wish I'd met you Before the one I can't mention Lovely Elegant Singular One of a kind Charming Delightful Graceful Poised and refined Fairchild I could love you I wish I'd met you Instead of that other one Fairchild I could adore you I wish I'd met you Before the one I can't mention Rap: Fairchild, I'd marry you In a moment In a jiffy It all comes together At a point Called Fairchild Chicken and gravy Come on! Beauty Character Personality You have it all Gorgeous Charismatic Classy You made me fall Jim Colyer ascap

We Go Together Like Johnny and June We Go Together Like Willie and weed We Go Together Like bacon and eggs We Go Together Like chickens and feed Birds of a feather That's what we are Two of a kind Sharing one heart Peas in a pod That's me and you Boy and girl Two counterparts We Go Together Like Johnny and June We Go Together Like Willie and weed We Go Together Like bacon and eggs We Go Together Like chickens and feed Solo We're a mirror image Of each other Just like bookends A perfect couple We could be twins Male and female Adam and Eve Before the trouble We Go Together Like Johnny and June We Go Together Like Willie and weed We Go Together Like bacon and eggs We Go Together Like chickens and feed Jim Colyer ascap

If I Had You I wouldn't even think Of another woman I wouldn't even look At another woman I'd just turn around And look at you I'd live just for you You're the sexiest woman God put on this earth You're the most beautiful Of all his creations You're the loveliest one I would bask in your glory Find warmth in your radiance Until my dying day If I Had You I'd devote all my time Trying to make you happy I'd devote everything To keep you satisfied I'd work everyday Bring it all home Bring it home to you solo You're a woman of virtue A woman of strength When you told me something I know I could count on it You'd give me reason to love You'd give me reason to trust There'd be an eternal bond Between the two of us If I Had You I wouldn't even think Of another woman I wouldn't even look At another woman I'd just turn around And look at you I'd live just for you Jim Colyer ascap

She's got brains in her head She's good in bed She takes me for a ride Her legs are long They're just right Her butt's not too wide She's Flawless Like Bridget Regan She's Flawless Like Taylor Cole She's Flawless Like Wonder Woman She's Flawless Not even a mole Her daddy's rich She ain't no bitch Knows how to love this man Always be there With room to spare Got money in her hand She's Flawless Like Bridget Regan She's Flawless Like Taylor Cole She's Flawless Like Wonder Woman She's Flawless Always in control bridge: She drives a new Porsche She flies around the world A modern Aphrodite She's a perfect girl She only comes out When she's shoppin for clothes Struttin in her red high heels And her nylon hose She's part woman Part child The lady's driving me wild She's all mine Well, alright She loves with all her might She's Flawless Like Bridget Regan She's Flawless Like Taylor Cole She's Flawless Like Wonder Woman She's Flawless Not even a mole Jim Colyer ascap

I know you hooked up with Scott He had something that I ain't got He held you hostage for 3 hours The worst I did was send you flowers I tried to kiss you, you slapped my face Just because I'm ugly, that's no disgrace I tried to show love, you put the cops on me I won't give up, I'll get you by degrees. Can't ignore me forever I'll never go away Like it or not I'm Here To Stay Love me or leave me It's all the same Like it or not I'm Here To Stay I know you hung out with Charles I tried to do the best I can It came out Charles worked with strippers I'm sorry I'm not the Marlboro Man Even if you leave your husband You said you won't go with me If there's one man left on earth It will be him and not me Can't ignore me forever I'll never go away Like it or not I'm Here To Stay Love me or leave me It's all the same Like it or not I'm Here To Stay Jim Colyer ascap

Agnetha and Frida Two faces from ABBA So gorgeous to look at Singing Dancing Queen Agnetha was a looker Golden hair and blue eyes Typical Swedish blonde Knew how to hypnotize They're more than Eye Candy These women with talent They can sing and dance And put on a show They're more than Eye Candy These women are mothers Putting food on the table Cooking for their husbands Her name is Shania And she's still sexy She's still so beautiful She's still the one This Canadian girl She came out struttin' Drove the men wild With her belly button They're more than Eye Candy These women with talent They can sing and dance And put on a show They're more than Eye Candy These women are mothers Putting food on the table Cooking for their husbands Karen and Kimberly They front the band Called Little Big Town The best in the land Singing on the pontoon They're the main focus These two southern belles Know how to please us They're more than Eye Candy These women with talent They can sing and dance And put on a show They're more than Eye Candy These women are mothers Putting food on the table Cooking for their husbands Jim Colyer ascap

http://jimcolyer.com/sitebuilder/flash/player?f=/music/flash/playlist.xml%3Ft%3D456 We're floating on a grain of sand in the vastness of space If future generations are going to inherit this place We've got to Save The Planet Do something while there's still time Save The Planet This earth is yours and mine The tropical rainforest is disappearing more everyday We'll never replace it, we'd better not burn it away Save The Planet The wonders of nature are free Save The Planet Have you ever planted a tree? If the skies are blue And the oceans too Isn't this a better home for me and you? If the air is clean And the land is green Wouldn't you like to be part of this lovely scene? solo I'm thinking of the animals that once roamed the African plain Their numbers have dwindled, pretty soon none will remain Save The Planet Do something while there's still time Save The Planet This earth is yours and mine Save The Planet The wonders of nature are free Save The Planet Have you ever planted a tree? Save The Planet Save The Planet Save The Planet Save The Planet Save The Planet, Save The Planet Save The Planet, Save The Planet Save The Planet, Save The Planet Save The Planet, Save The Planet Save The Planet Save The Planet Jim Colyer ascap

It started in first grade when the patrol boys Got me for going up the down staircase They dragged me up to the principal's office He waived the death penalty. Nice guy! It happened again in third grade at the playground Caught me climbing up the sliding board backwards They dragged me off to the third grade teacher Again, there was no lethal injection Cops cops cops cops Can't tell you how much I hate them Guns and handcuffs on their belts Blue lights atop their Metro cars Cops cops cops cops Can't tell you the way I despise them Causing half of all the crime Putting innocents behind bars You recall the police riots of the 60s Legal thugs in black uniforms It's happening again since 9/11 Sirens blaring into the night Dumb as dirt, that's how they make a living Overbearing security in every town Cruising the streets like wild dogs in heat Giving tickets left and right Cops cops cops cops Can't tell you how much I hate them Guns and handcuffs on their belts Blue lights atop their Metro cars Cops cops cops cops Can't tell you the way I despise them Causing half of all the crime Putting innocents behind bars Bridge: I won't say the only good cop is a dead cop I just want the harassment to stop A band of ignorant, arrogant fools Robbing society, they're on the take They've dogged me now nearly 50 years Louisville to Nashville and in between When I see them behind me on the road I pull to the side and let them go by I know they're out here looking for money I'm paranoid cos they're so damn mean Cops cops cops cops Can't tell you how much I hate them Guns and handcuffs on their belts Blue lights atop their Metro cars Cops cops cops cops Can't tell you the way I despise them Causing half of all the crime Putting innocents behind bars Jim Colyer ascap

Man of Steel is much better than Superman Returns, about which I remember nothing. Man of Steel incorporates modern ideas such as terraforming Earth to make it more like Krypton. It is a contemporary movie, and the alien angle is played up. Kal-El is proof that we are not alone. With 891 exoplanets confirmed by the Kepler Space Telescope, we are more sensitive than ever to the possibility of extraterrestrial civilizations. The Zod character seems more real. He comes off as only half-evil in that he is willing to destroy humanity to preserve his own kind. On the other hand, Kal-El (Superman) is willing to let Kryptonians perish in order to save humanity. There is the Moses/Jesus thing and periodic appearances by Jor-El's consciousness, again raising the question of whether or not consciousness survives physical death. Keep in mind this is only a movie! We learn that the "S" on Kal-El's costume is not an "S," that it is in fact a Kryptonian symbol for hope. The word "Superman" is not even mentioned until the latter part of the movie. Blowing things up is a movie staple, and Man of Steel has its share of mayhem, havoc and chaos. The final battle between Kal-El and Zod is especially violent. Official http://manofsteel.warnerbros.com/index.html

I was twenty-five and out of the army Jack Daniels had me by the balls Living like there was no tomorrow Wasting my money on alcohol She wouldn't serve me another drink It was two o'clock at Sahara East I knocked all the glasses off the bar She called the cops as I hit the street Half Drunk & Half Crazy That's how I lived my life Didn't wanna work, too damn lazy That kind of man don't need a wife I stopped in the liquor store, bought a half pint George Dickel had a hold on me I hitched a ride to Montgomery's house Somebody said she had a thing for me When I arrived, there was a new boy friend I blew my top and called her a whore Her mother hit me, we rolled in the yard She kicked my ass, I went home sore Half Drunk & Half Crazy That's how I lived my life Didn't wanna work, too damn lazy That kind of man don't need a wife I hit the backroads with some teenage kids Ezra Brooks had me in his grip Two much whiskey on a cold dark night I drove my car into a ditch I flagged a Greyhound on the main highway I found those kids at the Burger Queen My dad got a wrecker and towed my car My girl friend, she was just sixteen Half Drunk & Half Crazy That's how I lived my life Didn't wanna work, too damn lazy That kind of man don't need a wife Looking back on my drinking years I bet I drank five thousand beers Solo Half Drunk & Half Crazy That's how I lived my life Didn't wanna work, too damn lazy That kind of man don't need a wife Jim Colyer ascap

Like a melody from my youth Can't get her out of my mind Maybe an old Bee Gees song So glad to know she's mine Like a net for a trapeze artist She catches me when I fall Like a snare for a tightrope walker She never lets me hit the wall She's Catchy She holds me in her grip Like a baseball In a center fielder's glove She's Catchy Like a butterfly net Snagging a monarch It's so good to be in love She hooks me like I'm a fish Reels me in, got me on her line She doesn't need too much bait Captures my heart every time And when we snuggle in our bed She wraps her arms around me tight Whispers words from old love songs Clutches me deep in the night She's Catchy She holds me in her grip Like a baseball In a center fielder's glove She's Catchy Like a butterfly net Snagging a monarch It's so good to be in love Like Wonder Woman with her lasso She ropes me in and won't let go Solo She's Catchy She holds me in her grip Like a baseball In a center fielder's glove She's Catchy Like a butterfly net Snagging a monarch It's so good to be in love Jim Colyer ascap

I grew up with Elvis Classic America Got into The Beatles Had a crush on Agnetha I still follow baseball Played when I was a kid We had a family team Couldn't field, couldn't hit Old School That's what I am Like it or not Those were the days Chevys and Fords Black & white TV Baby Boomers rule Old School I saw John Kennedy The fall of 62 I remember the day Neil walked on the moon I got my draft papers Right after Woodstock Call me a father figure Don't call me grandpa Old School That's what I am Like it or not Those were the days Chevys and Fords Black & white TV Baby Boomers rule Old School Now my taste in women Hasn't changed one bit I still like em young I still like em fit Baby, I'm in love with you Say you'll be my girl I'm old but I'm rich We'll travel the world Old School That's what I am Like it or not Those were the days Chevys and Fords Black & white TV Baby Boomers rule Old School Jim Colyer ascap

I've got some money I don't need a job I want a looker Don't want a slob I've got enough For one more round Do what I have to What has to be done I'm Going Rogue I want a young woman 30 years my junior Will suit me fine I'm Going Rogue I'll travel the world To get what I want And make it mine I won't rob a bank Or nothing like that Won't kill anybody Or be a cruel cat I'm hanging loose It's time to explode Estelle always said Rogues on the road I'm Going Rogue I want a young woman 30 years my junior Will suit me fine I'm Going Rogue I'll travel the world To get what I want And make it mine Jim Colyer ascap

She came from east Tennessee Grew up poor in the hills She learned how to survive Made a fortune in Nashville She wrote a song called "9 to 5" Told some jokes about boobs. Her name is Dolly Parton She got rich off you Selling Poverty One way to get rich Con artists everywhere Making their pitch Selling Poverty One way to survive Sharks in these waters Will eat you alive She came from the far north Grew up poor in the woods She went hungry at school Killed rabbits for food She met a man named Mutt He milked her talent Her name is Shania Twain She stole my wallet Selling Poverty One way to get rich Con artists everywhere Making their pitch Selling Poverty One way to survive Sharks in these water Will eat you alive They stand on street corners Hawking a homeless paper They don't wanna work They're happy campers Preachers sell religion Keep passing the plate They want your money Only gullibles donate Chorus Jim Colyer ascap

You smoked too much weed When you were in school Now you're acting Like a fool My husband's right here He'd better not hear you! You'd better shut up He'd better not hear you! It's just your Perception This ain't going on You're delusional You're so wrong It's just your Perception It's all in your head You're so out of touch So drop dead! Don't you see this ring? I'm a happy wife Find another Get a life! I won't live with you Is that what you think? I won't have sex with you Is that what you think? It's just your Perception This ain't going on You're delusional You're so wrong It's just your Perception It's all in your head You're so out of touch So drop dead! I'm not gonna be your girl friend You need a momentum shift You need a life coach! Solo Chorus Jim Colyer ascap

The Chain [url]http://www.cmt.com/videos/misc/916021/the-chain-from-the-2013-cmt-music-awards.jhtml#id=1708542[/url] Little Big Town turned "The Chain" into a monster. Fleetwood Mac's rendition is meek by comparison. Jimi Westbrook rages from the depths of his soul when he screams, "If you don't love me now, you will never love me again!!" Chills run through me, something that hasn't happened since early rock n' roll. I'm in love with LBT. I saw them at the Ryman in April and will drive to Louisville (my hometown) in December to see them again. Little Big Town exploded with the Tornado album and their new producer, Jay Joyce. I went out and bought all their previous CDs, and every song is good. Part of the problem before Joyce was in the packaging of the CDs. Titles on the cases are hard to read. Jay Joyce also produced the Chief CD for Eric Church. He knows what he's doing. Jay Joyce [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Joyce[/url] Little Big Town official [url]http://www.littlebigtown.com/[/url] We all recognize Keith Urban emerging from under the stage to demonstrate his guitar god-ness.

I know you're a beautiful woman Got men falling at your feet I know you came into some money Got a house on easy street But success is a fickle friend Here today and gone tomorrow Here a while and gone forever Joy can soon turn to sorrow Don't Get The Big Head Keep your feet on the ground Stay humble if you can Keep your family around Don't Get The Big Head Think about your fellow man Don't blow off your old friends Help somebody if you can I know that you're living high A socialite in her prime The centerpiece of every talk show The Paris Hilton of your time But everybody has their day And someone will take your place My advice, stay down to earth Cos youth and beauty always fade Don't Get The Big Head Keep your feet on the ground Stay humble if you can Keep your family around Don't Get The Big Head Think about your fellow man Don't blow off your old friends Help somebody if you can Please don't be haughty and rude People don't like that attitude. Solo Chorus Jim Colyer ascap