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Original, maybe. But good, don't hold your breath!!

Didn't the Keith Richards thing turn out to be bullshit?

Funnyman starred in ‘Cannonball Run,’ ‘Spaceballs,’ found success as chef LOS ANGELES - Dom DeLuise, the portly actor-comedian whose affable nature made him a popular character actor for decades with movie and TV audiences as well as directors and fellow actors, has died. He was 75. DeLuise died Monday night, son Michael DeLuise told KTLA-TV and radio station KNX on Tuesday. The comedian died in his sleep after a long illness. Calls to his agent were not immediately returned. The actor, who loved to cook and eat almost as much as he enjoyed acting, also carved out a formidable second career later in life as a chef of fine cuisine. He authored two cookbooks and would appear often on morning TV shows to whip up his favorite recipes.

Ann Summers: Valentines Gift by hourigan

CINCINNATI - "Bailout" was the magic word as Domino's had to give away thousands of free pizzas because someone stumbled on an online promotion the company scrapped. Domino's Pizza Inc. spokesman Tim McIntyre said Wednesday that the company prepared an Internet coupon for an ad campaign that was considered in December but not approved. He says someone apparently typed "bailout" into a Domino's promo code window and found it was good for a free medium pizza. Word about the code spread quickly Monday night on the Web and 11,000 free pizzas were delivered before it was deactivated Tuesday morning. Cincinnati-area franchise owner John Glass says his 14 stores gave away more than 600 pies, but that Domino's promised to reimburse him.

Attack Called 'Extremely Disturbing And Traumatic SYDNEY -- A pack of mice mauled a bedridden 89-year-old man at an Australian nursing home, shredding parts of his ears and prompting the government Thursday to launch an investigation into the facility. Federal Minister for Aging Justine Elliot ordered a probe into what the government-run nursing home in Queensland state was doing to protect residents, saying in a statement that the attack was "extremely disturbing and traumatic for residents and their families." Ray Hopper, a state opposition legislator who was alerted to the mauling by the man's family earlier this week, said the resident was found covered in blood by nursing staff Saturday. "An elderly, bedridden gentleman had the tops of his ears severely chewed, his head badly bitten and a very bad wound in the throat," Hopper said. "His hands were covered in blood when they found him; he'd obviously been so distressed trying to get the mice away." Hopper accused health officials of being slow to respond to an out-of-control mouse infestation at Dalby Hospital, where Karingal Nursing Home is located. "It is the most disgusting, horrific thing," Hopper said. "There wasn't a wall of mice suddenly hitting the place -- this has been building up for three weeks. They had plenty of time to act." Pam Lane, a Queensland state government health officer, confirmed that two residents had been treated for mouse bites at the home and called the attacks "unfortunate." "We are doing everything we can to rid the mice from the facility," she said in a statement. Hospital officials referred calls to the Queensland health department, which released a statement saying the hospital has added extra staff and instituted an "extensive baiting and trapping program." Traps were being emptied hourly and cleaning crews were wiping up mouse droppings at the 80-bed facility in Dalby, about 120 miles (200 kilometers) west of the state capital, Brisbane. The health department blamed the incident on the mouse plague spreading across the region. The creatures were infiltrating buildings as they sought refuge from the chill of Australia's autumn weather, it said. Queensland Health Minister Paul Lucas told reporters in Brisbane he had apologized to the victim and his family and offered to relocate other residents of the facility.

Woman says it's about soybeans; agency felt others would see it differently DENVER - Kelly Coffman-Lee wanted to tell the world about her love of tofu by picking the letters for her car's license plate. But her tofu fondness ran into a snafu at the Division of Motor Vehicles, which blocked her plan because they thought the combination of letters could be interpreted as profane. Her suggestion for the plate on her Suzuki: "ILVTOFU." Department of Revenue spokesman Mark Couch said the letters could be misinterpreted.

Tony Award-winner ‘was a brilliant and witty woman LOS ANGELES - Beatrice Arthur, the tall, deep-voiced actress whose razor-sharp delivery of comedy lines made her a TV star in the hit shows "Maude" and "The Golden Girls" and who won a Tony Award for the musical "Mame," died Saturday. She was 86. Arthur died peacefully at her Los Angeles home with her family at her side, family spokesman Dan Watt said. She had cancer, Watt said, declining to give further details.

Very nice!!

I guess if you don't answer the questions correctly, you can't be Miss USA!! Hint: The correct answer to all questions is "world peace"!!

Fucking disgusting!!

No doubt. But I don't imagine they'll find much. She claims to never even have been kissed!!

Now that shit needs to be outlawed!! Way more harmful than cannabis could ever be!!

How's the horse?

In my opinion, this one is, 3. Guns N' Roses - Appetite For Destruction. But I agree on one thing. That list is one big pile of shit!!

It looks like Redneck's wife is mad at him again!!

I don't even want to hear it. Not even out of curiosity!!

Sorry, that shit's a little too trendy for me.

This can't be good. The quest for the almighty $$ is going to ruin another fine site!!

Had to have been another redneck. You'll never see our Red in Californie!! Unless it's a trip to cap liberals!!

Ah!! I was wondering how you knotheads were doing that!!

Stupid twat!!

Green Bank. But you have the idea!!