Hemoglobin Harry
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Bar-room translations:
(Male to Male) “Excuse me.”
Get the hell out of the way.
(Male to Female) “Excuse me.”
I am going to grope you now.
(Female to Male) “Excuse me.”
Don’t even think about groping me, just get the hell out of the way.
(Female to Female) “Excuse me.”
Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don’t think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing like a whore... get your eyes off of my man, or I’ll slap you, bitch, like the slut you are.
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While playing a U2 concert recently, Bono asked the audience for total silence.
He then slowly started to clap his hands.
Every few seconds, Bono would clap his hands.
As the large audience listened in total silence, Bono put his lips to the microphone and whispered breathlessly: "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
From the silence emerged a strong and steady, if somewhat tipsy, voice of a fan in the front row: "Well then stop fookin doing it then!"
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Here's the premise of the game:
Person one makes a wish : "I wish I had a glass of koolaid"
Person two grants the wish with a bit of spice : "Granted, but Jim Jones mixed it"
Person two then offers their wish : "I wish I had a different car"
and so on....
I wish I had 2000 bucks.
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My Jack Russell terrier, Elvis, thankfully has never eaten canned dog food, only dry food...plus a baby carrot every day of his life since a puppy.
Does he just like them or is there a special reason for the carrot?
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Careful there friend. That Dude guy edited your post.
And I like the Murphy song. It's not as bad as watching singers try to act.
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There are holes. The first that came to my mind was Jimmy Stewart's speech in Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.
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Not for the squeamish or for pork lovers.
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1982 Audi 4000S - beautiful interior, well maintained. I get a semi when I look out the window at it. It's basically the same car as my Fox was except it is in good shape.
[racist statement] - Germans can build cars like nobody's business.[/racist statement]
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Being me I couldn't help think the kid's parents should have smacked him a bit about the chair; but I suppose this one is a sport model.
I found the end bit with him tutoring a younger kid pretty heart warming.
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It's your birthday but you don't come around to be congratulated.
Aw well, HB anyway.
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I think the Health Board should piss off.
Every business needs a memorable trait.
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Good stuff.
They would arrest you though.
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In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern
University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with
one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very
carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found
a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting
knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the
man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.
Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant
trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.
Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Mbemb was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teen aged son. As
they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near
where Mbembe and his son were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its
front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted
loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same
elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into
the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs and threw him
against the railing, killing him instantly.
So it probably wasn't the same elephant.
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Minority Report.
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Superman is on my list. Last week I watched Babel, The Departed, Casino Royal a bunch of James Bond movies and Pursuit of Happyness. I'm in catchup mode. I need to both of Clint Eastwood movies from last year - Letters from Iwo Jima and Flags of Our Fathers (2006)
Just caught The Departed and Idiocracy. I'm thinking either Pan's Labyrinth or Children of Men next.
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Call me cynical but I bet it has more to do with properly linking a contributor financially to copyrighted material than to enabling young film-makers.
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pretty nice but some are not the actual clips
What do you mean?
Looks official to me.
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That was great.
Cheney isn't even living. He moves a bit when the puppeteers decide.
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True but Anna Kornikova is even hotter and it doesn't seem to help her win.
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Be careful clicking the link. Extremely graphic.
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When the happy camper woke up in only her socks the next day she called her mother and told her she was raped. She retracted at or before trial.
The datails came out because there was a camcorder at the party seized when the cops got therre and were still under the impression the girl had been savagely raped.
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Taiwan still holds the record for me.
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It is a little hard on the ears.
My oldest stated, "is that hard on the speaker to pour salt on it?"
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A series of progressively harder logic puzzles. I saw people post much quicker but it took me 22 minutes.
Happy Birthday to a guy I couldn't live without
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You're my whole world. You rock!
Happy Birthday Shawn
....this is what I've come to....