Charlie Harper: Deader Than a Doornail

[NelsonG]

Filed under: [url="http://www.tmz.com/person/charlie-sheen/"]Charlie Sheen[/url], [url="http://www.tmz.com/person/chuck-lorre/"]Chuck Lorre[/url], [url="http://www.tmz.com/person/jon-cryer/"]Jon Cryer[/url], [url="http://www.tmz.com/category/two-and-a-half-men/"]Two and a Half Men[/url], [url="http://www.tmz.com/category/deadline/"]Deadline[/url]

[b][url="http://www.tmz.com/videos/1_xpv7d6sl"][img]http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/09/20/092011-two-men-v2-video-credit.jpg[/img][/url]Chuck Lorre[/b], the creator of "[b]Two and a Half Men[/b]," made damn sure [b]Charlie Sheen[/b] was never coming back ... because as TMZ first reported, [b]Charlie Harper[/b] was nothing more than exploding meat when the script was put to bed.

Here's the funeral scene, where Rose recounts Harper's demise ... a demise she clearly orchestrated.

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