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Ours is at $2.98 a gallon U.S. for reguler :(

Our work give's reprimands also as long as it's not pron they find then your fired in a heart beat.

Hey i'm from florida and i share lots of pron

Happy B-Day hope you have a good one :D

It's best to bide your time when chatting up girls until you spot hot models in bikinis at your local cafe. They're easy. How To Get Ladies March 22, 2006 By N. M. Harvey, poet laureate, hustler, freedom fighter, BA. in Vagina Guys, I know how hard it can be to get girls, especially if you are just cruising without prior acquaintance or wingmen, or friendships with anyone crucial to the getting of some dolly. It can even be hard for suave and swarthy men such as myself. So here it is -- for the first time in at least two weeks, I offer my semi-complete list, constantly under research by and for guys like you, of N. M. Harvey's How To Get Ladies: All Of My Most Golden and Smoothest Smooth Rules, But Not For Ginos. I give you guys here the first 10 rules and postulates of The Way, should you choose to follow it, and the rule before the rules being this: (A bonus one since it's Beer.com.) RULE: Play hard to get before they have the chance -- look like you have somewhere better to be, but you're so cool you can have a good time anywhere. Now that's some wisdom, guys. TEASE THEM MORE THAN THEY TEASE YOU -- if they're gonna tease, damned if you can't tease more. Make them want it! But no! They can't have it! But it doesn't matter to you -- no, guys, it makes no difference whether you two hook up or not. Remember that. 1. Act like you know what you're doing and never make any mistakes. 2. Have a sweet car and roll down the windows a lot blasting Glass Tiger when you drive by any girls hanging around outside McDonald's. 3. Complain a lot so she knows you have feelings and you're a sensitive guy. 4. Face away from her ugly friends so they don't distract you from your mission by turning you off and reducing your being in the mood for getting some action. It's okay, they're used to being invisible. 5. Don't ask her to do anything, tell her. 6. Make sure she really is a girl before you get into anything, and to develop this point further we take a sneak peek at Rule #65B paragraph 4, which states, "If you see someone whose sex you are not sure of, you really shouldn't be attracted to them in the first place, you sicko." 7. Don't just go up to any girl in the street; find a certain type of girl you like. For me, it's the ones who look either lonely, nerdy or trailer-trashy, and will definitely say okay to anything. 8. If a girl is dressed really nicely but in a skimpy way, she's probably easy. Or a prostitute. Go for it. 9. Either way, don't let her make you pay for anything, not even a coffee, unless you're sure she will give you at least a little something -- otherwise she'll think she can just get you to do anything she wants. 10. Find a girl who has a kid, because then you know she either has a job or has government assistance, or school financial aid, and she can support you too. Also she won't have any time for other guys, so she won't cheat on you.

The "Beer-Me" Diet FACT: A lite beer has between 70 and 100 calories, is almost all water, and the part that isn't water is almost pure carbohydrates. FACT: The average diet recommends a daily caloric intake of 1,200 calories for women, 1,500 for men, if you want to lose the medically safe two to three pounds a week. On the "Beer-Me" diet, that equates to at least 12 beverages a day for women, and 15 for men. A measurable goal. FACT: The alcohol in beer is a diuretic, which causes the water to flush out almost immediately, leading to a consistent workout regimen including deep knee bends (getting out of the chair), fast walking (very good for your heart) and squats (as the case may be). FACT: Drinking beer actually helps you sleep -- even when you aren't necessarily tired. All that added rest is certain to help any problems you may have experienced in sleep deprivation, counting calories on those other fad diets. In addition, you may experience the occasional "How did I get here?" when you wake up, which always makes for lively conversation, and possibly additional exercise if you have to sneak out and run home when her husband turns up. FACT: The "Beer-Me" diet is good for your heart. After just one day of consuming your required 12-15 beers, you will certainly want to consume some aspirin, which is medically proven to help prevent heart attacks. FACT: On the "Beer-Me" diet you can eat anything you want. The only rule is that you cannot consume any food until you have consumed at least half of the day's required beers. This way the food will probably only stay in your body a short time, until you again exercise the deep knee bends, quick walk and, this time, the "lean-over-and-hurl" stomach crunches. FACT: Beer drinking is often done in bars, where other forms of exercise are common. Dancing, for example, is a good way to build up a thirst, as is chasing members of the opposite sex. If you really want to maximize your workout, try actually walking up to the bar, versus using a waitress. To take this to the extreme, you could even get up and get someone else a beer -- perhaps someone who is newer to the diet plan than yourself. FACT: Beer is cheaper than Jenny Craig. Based on these facts, let's run through a given scenario for diet implementation. CAUTION: This is a weekend diet plan, and should be attempted during the work week by only the staunchest of dieters. MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY: Eat junk food and basically be a slob. FRIDAY: Feeling "huge," swing by the liquor store and stock up. Go to your favorite place of beer drinking and begin the consumption process (remember 12 for women, 15 for men). SATURDAY: Wake up (as required) and lounge around all day, feeling slightly smaller after expunging any food that you may have accidentally consumed (particularly if it involved beef jerky from 7-Eleven). Take aspirin. Notice that you have absolutely no interest in food, anyway. SATURDAY (p.m.): Restart cycle, noticing that your appetite has still not returned. Perhaps only meet half of your consumption goal due to an ongoing discussion with "the dog that bit you." This is a good thing, as only half-consumption means less than 1,000 calories for the day, and you still don't feel hungry. SUNDAY (a.m.): Wake up for mandatory sports day. This is a very convenient diet during football season, but it can be successfully implemented year-round. There is some major professional sport being played every day of the year except the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star game (fact -- look it up). Consumption on this day should be paced to cover the entire day; you don't want to peak too soon. Again you notice a lack of appetite, and are feeling thinner all the time. Don't forget the aspirin. MONDAY: Return to work, feeling thinner, well rested, and surprisingly mellow. Mark your log book, and begin preparation for the upcoming weekend.

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I have too spend 8 hours at work tomorrow taking a TIA certification test (tire certification). and then sunday is racing and 50 yard football.

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I was born and raised here Annapolis,Md. till 1993 Home of Naval Academy Then i moved and i live here Pinellas Park, Fl. I live around the corner from the Terrie Schiavo crap that was going on last year

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NURSING HOME POLICE >> >> Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair >> >> and loved to charge around the nursing home, >> >> taking corners on one wheel and getting up >> >> to maximum speed on the long corridors, >> >> shouting "Vroom, Vroom!" and making believe >> she was once again driving her car on the freeway. >> >> Because the poor woman was one sandwich short >> >> of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, >> >> and some of them actually joined in to help her >> >> live her fantasy. >> >> One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a >> door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with >> >> his arm outstretched "STOP! Police!" he shouted in >> >> a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" >> Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a >> Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, >> >> and away Ethel sped down the hall. >> >> As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one >> wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and >> >> shouted, "STOP! Police! Have you got proof of insurance?" >> >> Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink >> coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded, >> >> and said, "Carry on, ma'am." >> >> >> As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front >> door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, >> >> stark naked, with a very sizable erection. >> >> >> >> "Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the >> Breathalyzer again!"

Thanks but i got great info from the hunter. But i will check out metafilter also might learn more.

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