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smh

If your chick looks like a bag of money... she must look really bad. #fatrapperproblems

Volunteering with this stuff here at work and I'm lost lol

I hate bitch ass waitresses

Sheren's bday!!! (@ Sam's Boat) http://t.co/rrc1vt5K

10 person package for this Sunday's DYNAMO game: $200 for the pkg - 10 tickets, 4 beers/person, & pre-game in Budweiser tent. HIT ME UP

It's @SherenGuerrero birthday!!! Happy birthday babe!

I'm checking out @TweetLanes, a brand new Twitter app for Android. Looks pretty cool so far. http://t.co/7O7ALYyH

I unlocked the 2012 Summer Olympics Closing Ceremony sticker on #GetGlueHD! @NBCOlympics http://t.co/aRazdsyP

These Rams are getting stomped on!

Can't remember if i ate dinner or not...

There's no time like the present

http://t.co/2g6gdjdS #iquit

I'm on a boat! Hehe... Hornblower (@ Capital Hornblower) [pic]: http://t.co/MGYykyog

I just retweeted like 5hr old tweets. #fail #notwinning

I just reached Level 3 of the "Swimmies" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 10 different water spots! http://t.co/yGox3Hby

T-minus 1 hour and counting ...

This cloud from the skies over #Arizona reminded me of Pride Rock from The Lion King http://t.co/ZR1YjI3n

In a meeting, watching another meeting. #DoubleNegative

RT @J_Edward312: Whiskey do your trick

I'm at HP Cafe (Roseville, California) http://t.co/5QiR1Xl0

I just ousted @joeldelany as the mayor of Hewlett Packard R5 Building on @foursquare! http://t.co/kGoSqpIp

Hello California! Nice to see you again! (@ Sacramento International Airport (SMF) w/ @pinkipeech) http://t.co/J5gnpEPZ