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The biggest earthquake in the UK for nearly 25 years has shaken homes across large parts of England. People in Newcastle, Yorkshire, London, Manchester, the Midlands and Norfolk and also parts of Wales, felt the tremor just before 0100 GMT. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7266136.stm

Detectives plan to interview other guests at a cafe party where a man died during a fairy cake-eating competition. The owners of the Monkey Cafe and Bar in Swansea said they were devastated by the death of Adam Deeley, 34, from Birmingham, in a "tragic accident". http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7262435.stm

Happy Birthday DudeAsInCool have a great day.

Oasis, The Killers and Razorlight are to cover songs from The Beatles' Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band to mark the album's 40th anniversary. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6530959.stm

Lets hope the forum stays on its a great forum you are welcome to pop over to Share Central have a look see what you think of the forum. hope this post is ok

Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland. The pump attendant who knows nothing about Golf or Tiger Woods says "Top of the morning to yer sir" Tiger nods and bends to pick up the nozzle to fill his car. As he does so 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket. "What are they" asks the attendant "They are called tees" replied tiger "They are for resting my balls on when i am driving" "F**k me" says the Irishman "BMW think of everything"

An Octopus walked into a bar and says " I can paly any musical Instrument you like" Englishman hands him a guitar which he play better than Jimi Hendrix. Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John. Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes - the octopus fumbles about for a few minutes and the scotsman says "Whats the matter can ye no play it" The octopus says "Play it? Im gonna f**k her brains out once ive got her pyjamas off"

To many cant remeber them all but it was ok at the time.

In the pub with my mates tommorrow

Happy Birthday have a good one

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Yes they play a lot of irish music they are booked for St Patricks night in a pub where a lot of irish people go