A religious man traveling in an indian land decided to try out his Vantriliquist skills on a local indian man just for fun...
The man said to the Indian that he could talk to his horse.
The Indian said: Horse no talk.
So the man asked the question: how does your master treat you?
and The horse replied: He's great, he feeds me as much as I can eat everyday and rides me so I get plenty of excercise and sunshine/
Hmm said the Indian.
The man says I can also talk with your dog.
Then the Indian says: Dog no talk.
So the man proceeds to ask the dog: How does your master treat you?
The dog replied: wonderfull I get to eat and run and he plays with me all the time.
Hmm said the Indian.
So the man says I can also talk with your Sheep
Then the Indian says: wait wait...sheep lie...sheep lie
