JohnnyOnDaSpot

A religious man traveling in an indian land decided to try out his Vantriliquist skills on a local indian man just for fun... The man said to the Indian that he could talk to his horse. The Indian said: Horse no talk. So the man asked the question: how does your master treat you? and The horse replied: He's great, he feeds me as much as I can eat everyday and rides me so I get plenty of excercise and sunshine/ Hmm said the Indian. The man says I can also talk with your dog. Then the Indian says: Dog no talk. So the man proceeds to ask the dog: How does your master treat you? The dog replied: wonderfull I get to eat and run and he plays with me all the time. Hmm said the Indian. So the man says I can also talk with your Sheep Then the Indian says: wait wait...sheep lie...sheep lie