turtlemonkey

yes, turltmonkeys arnt always pretty... who wants a hairy shell? i mean turtles arnt supposd to have hair on their back. its just... not right. and its hard to get the chicks too... back hair is not cool, but i dont go blaming god.. just my parents. but i like the tail. its fun. though ive never tried it, i can under stand why dogs chase it.

hio, na nothing related to a jackalope... at least none that i know of. accually those jackalopes are just fame whores. oo look at me.. im a rabbit with antlers stapled to my head.. ooo im special. try swinging from trees with 1 inch arms and a shell.. ya see how hard that is. and what thanks do we get? nothing. but o well. nothing you can do about it... well we tried once... we wanted to get a holiday, but apprently one turltemonkey out there isnt enough. damn goverment. o well